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So here's my Bengals foam hat and matching foam claw. Can you believe I almost didn't buy these off eBay? What was I thinking?
The tony the tiger shirt is mine and there's random orange and black stuff elsewhere because duuh, I'm a tiger.
Yes the bedsheets are black and orange.
Yes there is a big plush tiger in the bed.
Yes those are orange and black fursuit parts in the background.
Yes my bedspread is actually a 40 foot diameter orange and white cargo parachute.
You wanna know why? So I can keep a certain BEAR from stealing all the covers at night. Even if he rolls over enough times to wind them up like a roll-up blind he'll suffocate before he'll pull the covers off me.
Also I have all this stuff because orange is awesome - everybody knows that.
Except maybe lovers of purple... which is the anti-orange, and thus the opposite of awesome.
The tony the tiger shirt is mine and there's random orange and black stuff elsewhere because duuh, I'm a tiger.
Yes the bedsheets are black and orange.
Yes there is a big plush tiger in the bed.
Yes those are orange and black fursuit parts in the background.
Yes my bedspread is actually a 40 foot diameter orange and white cargo parachute.
You wanna know why? So I can keep a certain BEAR from stealing all the covers at night. Even if he rolls over enough times to wind them up like a roll-up blind he'll suffocate before he'll pull the covers off me.
Also I have all this stuff because orange is awesome - everybody knows that.
Except maybe lovers of purple... which is the anti-orange, and thus the opposite of awesome.
Category Photography / Human
Species Tiger
Size 960 x 1280px
File Size 395.8 kB
Yes - very slippery. The tiger falls out of the bed and the chute itself slides off frequently too. I need a bed with those inflatable bumpers on both sides like you get to keep toddlers from falling out in the middle of the night. Toddlers get all the cool stuff, bastards.
I just had this mental image of bowling alley bumper lanes. Orange ones of course for you. At least if you fall out of bed and injure yourself enough to have to go to the doc, you can say " I survived a parachuting accident because my chute did not open enough before I hit the ground."
Wallah! instant respect points. you are ironnmn mannnnnnnnm.
Wallah! instant respect points. you are ironnmn mannnnnnnnm.
The arm was $10 on eBay but they wanted like $10 shipping so I got some other stuff from them.
The Tony shirt I made from a blaze orange work shirt from Walmart and polar fleece for the belly and the sleeves - although they sell a pretty awesome Tony shirt on the Kellogg's web site too - it was the inspiration, it's a hoodie.
The parachute was eBay of course - I've had it for several years. It took a while for an orange and white one to show up so when it did I pounced cuz it was cheap enough although I forgot how much it was. Under $100 but probably more than $40.
The beard of course is shear laziness. Or Shere Laziness - a relative of Shere Khan?
The Tony shirt I made from a blaze orange work shirt from Walmart and polar fleece for the belly and the sleeves - although they sell a pretty awesome Tony shirt on the Kellogg's web site too - it was the inspiration, it's a hoodie.
The parachute was eBay of course - I've had it for several years. It took a while for an orange and white one to show up so when it did I pounced cuz it was cheap enough although I forgot how much it was. Under $100 but probably more than $40.
The beard of course is shear laziness. Or Shere Laziness - a relative of Shere Khan?
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