That would be me, your host and master of ceremonies for the evening.

Jester, Magician, Con Artist, and all-around Scoundrel. A little bit demon, a little bit toon, all wrapped up in burlap and motley.

My tools? Ah yes, my staff, the Crook of the Wicked Shepherd, and my magic lantern, the Phantasmagoric Projector. Explanations will come in due time, don't you worry, my dears.

For now, simply gaze upon my gorgeous form~

(but gaze quickly, I can't hold this pose for much longer)