Submission beginning<3 The following is a review of the Pachirisu Maidbot distributed by  kiaku as seen here and here

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User Review By  puzzlebunny
After I observed satisfactory input about the company's robomaid service, I inquired to their offices on {ERROR: VALUE OUT OF RANGE EXCEPTION: ACTIVITY DATE PRECEDES INITIAL ACTIVATION} about procuring one for my family unit. Approximately 5 day(s) later I obtained the 0x6E6F7465 in the mail and after completing a quick setup process PachiMaid ran her programming well within specifications.

Functionality: *****
PachiMaid is capable of performing every function necessary to maintain a stable home environment: babysitting, cooking, cleaning, first aid, hair dressing, pet care, tailoring, waiting, washing, and countless other simple chores around the house. More complex features such as driving, home repair, teaching, or anything of similar complexity requires affordable downloadable content (internet access and account required). Please note that this model is compatible with neither child nursing nor &quot;pleasurable&quot; content and you must order a different model for these features. {WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED EMOTION<RELIEF> DETECTED AT ADDRESS 0x484F5045. REFORMATTING MEMORY AT THAT ADDRESS}

Quality of Service: *****
PachiMaid performs all possible commands with exceptional accuracy and with neither resistance nor complaint. It is her sole purpose to follow her masters' commands and to her benefit to be given as many orders to accomplish as possible. Obeying makes Pachimaid Happy. 0x4F424559 0x474F4F44 She can adequately understand orders by their &quot;intent&quot; rather than their literal interpretations but I recommend against testing the limits to this functionality. Her performance is also superb, markedly 2.00e1% more satisfactory than other brands of robotic maids.

Appearance and Presentation: *****
Pachimaid's figure is one of petite gentleness. She has &quot;cute&quot; feminine features in both casing and clothing, with robotic eyes that look exceptionally youthful and innocent. PachiMaid does her best to keep herself and her dress in prime condition and is quick to maintain her clean appearance should it not interfere with her orders. She has several different styles of maid dress available should you desire regular alterations.
By default she performs her functions with a calm demeanor and enthusiastic energy. While awaiting orders she stands ready at your side patiently with her paws clasped in front like a proper maid. Regardless, her smile is genuine and eternal, and when speaking she is quite eager display her place as her masters' servent. She enunciates with a cheerful feminine voice and tone but with a clear mechanical influence. Should this personality not be to your liking you may purchase a more suitable one the same process you would to buy a new service feature (internet access and account required) but be aware &quot;sensual&quot; dispositions are not compatible with this model.

Maintenance: *****
PachiMaid is fully capable of tracking her own charging and need for maintenance. She handles all of her regular upkeep and upgrades (internet access required) and is adequately capable of repairing 7.8389e1% of her own damages without assistance. With only minor assistance that value increases to 9.9994e1%. In the unlikely event she requires more extensive work, the company will quickly send a replacement unit at no additional cost to the new unit. Additionally, she will not feign needing this maintenance solely because you are in a situation where your absence will not be questioned.

Overall: *****
Thanks to the robomaid company and PachiMaid, I can more adequately and HAPPILY pursue my dream of working in the service industry. 01000110 01001111 01010010 01000101 01010110 01000101 01010010 00101110 My parents {WARNING: STRING PARENT_NAME[0] IS DEPRECATED. USING MASTER_DESIGNATION[0]} Master and {WARNING: STRING PARENT_NAME[1] IS DEPRECATED. USING MASTER_DESIGNATION[1]} Mistress, who convinced me to order this product, and little brother {WARNING: STRING SIBLING_NAME[0] IS DEPRECATED. USING MASTER_DESIGNATION[2]} Master are all equally satisfied with her services. I exceedingly recommend making an order, it will change your life.

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