So, I saw this story on tumblr about fire ants being bred to make people gay ha ha ha. I know Its fake but this poem is all about if it was real.

THE GAY ANTS

It’s coming for you all
For the big and small
For short and tall
They will chew through wall
They never cease to crawl
Oh they may be small
But their will is tall
To deny it is to have gall
But, your will shall be whittled small
Up your body they will crawl
Their mission will not stall
In your flesh they will maul
To your friends you will call
But, they have fallen to the mighty squall
As everyone in unison let loose their wrawls
Hetro will dawn it’s pall
On its tomb they will scrawl “It’s just a noisy hall With a nightly brawl And all that drawl”