MWWWWWAH! G'night, everybody!

It could have been worse... I almost made a joke about a 'hung' jury.

HB

This is true.

whoever requested this = *salute*

A true anonymous hero.

HB

If I was in court, I'd DEFINITELY want Minerva to be my lawyer and defend me in the court case.

Oh, I get it. You'd move to be sequestered with her in your chambers so she could examine your briefs and expose her body of evidence. Then you'd set her up with a restraining order and dismiss her law suit, bombarding her with statutory motions until she submits a plea. Then proceedings would continue until you reach a verdict and discharge your caseload, and afterwards you'd offer a joint administration, prompting an automatic stay (though you'll likely post bail before she wakes up). How's THAT for a courting ritual?

...Waaaaaaaait. Why am I getting this feeling of deja vu?

HB

Nothing like that. I mean, I'd hire Minerva to defend me if I was in court.

Based on the extensive knowledge of legal practice she demonstrated on Animaniacs? Well... good luck.

HB

Oh, how silly of me. My initial comment was based on reality.

Haha, too true. This IS a purely speculative conversation, of course!

Still, Minerva is pretty self absorbed and a bit of an airhead. Are you sure you want her to fight for justice on your behalf? I mean, perhaps she could mesmerize the jury with her looks, but that might not work if there are ladies on the jury. Just my two cents.

HB