An Anime convention themed as “Capcon” is coming up this weekend in Miami and the Faust sisters came prepared with their new Street Fighter themed costumes! Jamie wanted to show her friends (who will be also attending) pictures of her and her sister posing at similar locations seen in the mega-hit video game. Jamie had already taken a few with Orlina who is cosplaying as Ibuki, but there is one specific picture that Jamie wants simulate SO badly: A smashed up vehicle akin to the one from Street Fighter 2 or 4.
Today, the timing couldn’t have been any better for the lapine to actually find a fitting car for the ideal picture. Earlier this morning, Jamie and Orlina were riding to the con on a motorcycle down the interstate until some driver came weaving in and out through traffic speeding and cutting off other drivers. The reckless female driver came very close to hitting the sisters, endangering their lives by at first driving very close to the rear of the motorcycle. Next, as Jamie began to move to the slower lane to let the driver pass, the driver abruptly switched to the lane Jamie was about to ride to pass them. “Y’FUCKIN’ ASSHOLE!!” Jamie exclaimed while she flicked the driver her middle finger. The driver on the other hand was so busy talking on the phone that she didn’t even look in Jamie’s direction. Orlina was startled from Jamie’s responsive jolt too for she almost lost her grip holding on to her older sister, “Shit, what the fuck?!” Orlina stared at the ignorant driver passing by, “She can’t even talk and drive at the same time! Who the hell does that??” "It doesn't matter- I think I got an idea for our next picture though..." Jamie responded as she stared at the targeted car.
Jamie decided to secretly follow this person to wherever she may be going all while premeditating her retaliation. Jamie’s eyes narrowed while she curled her lips in anger thinking of over a thousand ways to get even with this individual… without having to kill her of course. Since we don’t know who this driver is, we’ll go with the name, “Sue”. The sisters followed Sue all the way until the lady temporarily (and illegally) parked with the vehicle running at a gas station in the “No Parking Fire Zone”. Upon going into the building to probably grab something to drink, some guy standing near the door entry told her she was wrong for doing that. Sue replied sarcastically with a grin, “Fuck off…” as she stuck up her middle finger while walking inside. “…Hope some asshole steal your shit, fuckin’ cunt…” The bystander mumbled to himself shaking his head in shame at the prissy lady.
Jamie parked off to the side and told Orlina to take the bike and meet her at the Southside Docks. The sisters left their helmets on to conceal their identity from the security cameras at the gas pumps and the building itself. “I think I’ve found someone who’s willing to donate their vehicle to us, sis…” Jamie smirks as she looks at the vehicle parked. Orlina smiled in disbelief, “Oh my gawd- you’re not gonna…“ “Go, go, go! Get outta here an’ meet me at the docks, k? Be careful.” Jamie hurried Orlina to leave before Sue returned. Orlina quickly took Jamie’s bike to the designation all while laughing in awe. Orlina can never say there’s a dull moment with her older sister no matter how often Jamie does something this crazy and beyond.
Jamie casually walked up to the car with its windows rolled down and peeked inside without looking too suspicious. “Oh-ho fuck yeah!” She thought out loud as she spotted the keys in the ignition and the car running. The bunny got in the car as if it was hers and insouciantly began driving off en route to the rendezvous point where Orlina is waiting. Sue rushed outside from the store shouting at Jamie to stop, but the car kept on going. She looked over at the guy who warned her earlier, “W-WHY THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T STOP THAT THEIF?? DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WA-?” The guy sat on his bicycle laughing at her and started riding off singing Cee-Lo’s hit song, “Fuck You”. Sue frantically dialed 911 to call for police and the operator basically gave her a hard time informing her that “…This is an emergency hotline, ma’am. If your life is being threatened or someone is being of danger then you call us. You have to call the Poli-” Sue interrupted, “MY GAWDDAMN CAR IS STOLEN FOR FUCK’S SAKE!! ISN’T THAT A FUCKIN’ EMERGENCY??!!” The operator paused for a moment then calmly replied, “…Please hold…” and deliberately left her in that state for two minutes before connecting her to the nearest police station.
In the meantime, Jamie successfully gets the car to the rendezvous point known as Southside Docks to meet Orlina. The aspect of the Southside Docks is quite similar to the docks seen in the bonus stage of Street Fighter 2. This is a perfect spot to get that picture Jamie’s been wanting since she got her costume. “Hooooooly shit, sis- You… You actually did it! Oh my gawd!” Orlina stood surprised as she watched her sister take her helmet off after getting out of that exact car that almost cost them their lives. “Who said video games doesn’t provide proper education?” Jamie tapped Orlina’s shoulder chuckling as she walked by to put the helmet next to her sister’s. Orlina turns and asks while getting the camera ready, “So what’s next, sis?” “Y’know what’s next! We take some pics…” Orlina looks up from the camera at her, “Nooo~ I mean what are you gonna do with that car afterward?” Jamie, already stripped down into her elastic bikini briefly turned into her massive muscular self, looks back and winks at her sister replying, “I got a nice parking spot for that bitch's ride when we're done.” and straightforwardly destroys the car within seconds with her bare hands. Next, she revert back to her normal build, “That is what I’m gonna do. I think it looks like the perfect vehicle from the game, huh?” She asks as she dons her Cammy costume to pose in front of the wreck. Orlina took the picture shaking her head giggling at what her sister just did. “Jeez, Jamie I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- you’re like my fuckin’ crazy ass hero.” Jamie laughs, “And I love you too~!” Now Jamie can show off what she did with her friends at the con this weekend… And use the photos as her new smart phone wallpaper.
*Ahem* Now to Sue’s outcome…
The police did find Sue’s car dumped in the ocean later on that day but the news they had to tell her wasn’t going to be a pleasant one… She better have full coverage insurance! XD

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pic 2 of 3 from the "Cammy Faust" mini project I did a few years ago X3 N-joy! ^_^
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