Hehehe, That was cute ^..^

Thank you X... *gives him a hug... I will admit to smiling a lot as it was written...

V.

Hrmm... Idle soldiers are no a good thing... because in their boredom they start to invent all sorts of mischievous schemes. Quite... funny story, I liked the comedy. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse... it got worse... or better, depending from the point of view. Like a snowball, the story just rolls and gains more snow and builds up... I'm actually rather relieved nearly everything turns out well in the end.

Anyway, quite nice little piece, I enjoyed reading this. Very good work.

and you know... I thought of you crawling along with that tank machine gun while I'm writing this too...

thanks for all the kind words Panzer...

*hugs...

V.

Ah, nothing better than a little escape hatch training early in the morning, slithering through the minuscule bottom emergency hatch of a tank with a MG3 and two full boxes of ammo... yeah... Really, I did more of that "sitting, pushing the pedals and turning the steering wheel" kind of a training during my service. But anyway, thank you. And you're welcome.

The quite stinky ones are best. The loud and juicy ones can be fun in the right place,
but I don't think anyone likes the 'liquid' ones. Cute story.

thanks so much T.....

V.

*smiles so very big.... thank you Ghost...

V.

This reminds me so much of something that I should write down before it fades away in memory..it didn't have to do with farts, but an ass moving closer, and closer, and closer to ...well, you might find out.

ooooo... I hope I don't find out in a bad way....

V.

Oh, my! The image of that Zebra lady and how it must have looked..... I was chuckling the whole time but that got full blown laughter out of me.

Great work, Major Vixyy! *salutes*

ooooo... brass bars for my shoulder boards!!

*gives the Wolf a big hug and presses her nose to his... that made me feel good I got you to laugh.

V.

ehehe, Nice story. Very entertaining. I found myself laughing hardest at the part about the church, it's that kind of unexpected thing ya know?

*smiles brightly... ty ty ty It's one of those bodily functions that we pretend we all don't do, right?

V.

Heh heh heh! I liked that. Flatulence is a highly prized skill in my fraternity of collegues; but I don't think anyone's managed to singe eyebrows yet. Great story.

ty ty ty ... laughs... there's all sorts of things you can do to surprise your buddies... you ever make a coke can cannon?

V.

Potato gun? Long ago, in my mis-spent youth. :)

seen those... way cool what you can do with hair spray... I had a friend who shot a wood fence with a potato and it blew out a bunch of boards. He was way shocked.

Coke can cannon... cut the ends out of coke cans and tape them together, leave the bottom on the last one, and poke a touch hole in it. We used lighter fluid and it made a nice pop. It would shoot an old bleach bottle across the room.

The things we do for a chuckle right?

V.

Heh... never made the coke can cannon, but enough other pyrotechnics that I'm amazed I survived my childhood. Probably influenced my later career choices.

Cute story Vixxy! Funny thing is we do have a cook who could easily fit Barfo's description. Not to mention I was the victim of KP duty many times for pissing off the XO, so in ways I can truelly relate!

I thank you for keeping me in your thoughts, I really do appreciate the support and encouragement you have provided!
*hugs tightly*

*hugs him back... and just smiles...

V.

thank you so very much.... do the prompt with us...

V.

*smiles broadly and laughs... my my miss V, what have we here? well done, and may I say that I love your humour

*smiles innocently... you guys just never knew what always went on out in the kitchen - you men watching your football and us girls fixing the dinner...

thanks so much K...

V.

**cough** What is that smell?

This story was hilarious but I think fire in the hole might have been a better name for it.

A month on KP for a life time of telling such a story not a bad deal

Z

ooooooo... I love that title.... *giggles hysterically....

V.

... ewwww XD annnd yay! no more gassy food! XD My thanks to Doger and his brothers in arms!

*smiles and gives her a big hug...

V.

*uber hugs*

This was cuter than a button! I laughed quite hard!

And yes, indeed the soldiers would do anything for a six pack. My sisters husband is in Iraq now and when he calls he can't stand to hear anyone talk about beer. It is indeed a precious commodity there.

*laughs and gives him a hug... and blessings for his sister's husband.

Thanks for that Arsonos...

V.

Barfo's food might make you sick, but whatever Vixyy cooks up with her stories is an absolute delight. Another wonderful twist on the theme, V.

*smiles brightly... ty ty ty ... and welcome home kiddo...

V.

OMG! That was so funny, I'm still laughing! Again, really good job on what you've done here. In all honesty I think I'm going to have to stop reading, because at this rate I'll never get any of my work down!

*laughs... how well I know that feeling... thanks so much Kar... much appreciated...

V.

If you think farts are funny in the desert, think about what happens on submarines when boredom strikes…

Nice story, had me grinning from the start.

thank you T... and there was a Kelly Grammer movie - I think it was called 'Down Periscope' where exactly that happened. I was laughing so hard I had tears.

V.

what boys will do to blow off a little, er, steam

bad pun bad pun... here come the pun police... heeheeheehee


*hugs.....

V.

yes, well, I'm sure you are on a first name basis with every officer on that force . . . say a good word for me, eh?

Wow I really Love your work and all ^^

*blushes.... thank you so much...

V.

Hehehehe. That is awesome! That is just sooooo...military. Best laid out plans go completely awry in just a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHA. OMG.

I'd kill me a private if he had a hand in torching a senator. He wouldn't be on KP duty cause me and my Gunny would eat him alive.

This is a really funny story. I love it.

*SMILES SO VERY BIG.... I'm so glad you liked it...

I will admit to having a lot of fun with this one... me and my perverse sense of humor.

*hugs...

V.

I'm glad you wrote it. I like your humor and I like how well you capture your characters. *hugs*

poor barfo. At least he held up to his word.

*clutches tummy and falls off chair laughing*

good one

*laughs with her... I will admit to having a lot of fun with this one... I mean - farts are funny!

V.

Even the best laid plans go askew, and this one definitely went askew. love it.

*smiles very big.... thank you hun....

V.