I knew this would happen eventually.

I'm in a chat room with three babies.
A five year old, a three year old, and a two year old. They all wear diapers.
I'm too big for that, I wear underwear!
But... Five year olds are strong, and with enough force, they can keep you pinned down.
Just long enough to have a three year old and a two year old put a teeny diaper on you.
And that's the story of how we got here.
Stupid babies.

art:  zinky