wow I love this take on the Vanguard. I will have to try to draw them standing on hind legs lol

Heh, in the descriptions I give the artists, I gave up mentioning that Vanguard are supposed to have plantigrade legs, not digitigrade. But that's okay, gives an artist leeway to add their own touch into the way they picture them in their heads

Why does he seem so happy?

Wouldn't you be happy if it was BBQ'd face on the menu?

You know, I could really use one of there during those annoying Christmas shopping times.

Why limit yourself to Christmas shopping times? Anytime anyone annoys you in a crowded place... An annoying brat acting up with the useless parent ignoring it? BZZZZZZZZZZAT!! Some old granny paying for her $20 shopping with 1 cent pieces? BZZZZZZZZZZAT!! Some yuppie jerk cut in line because they're a jumped up, self-important bastard? BZZZZZZZZZZAT!! Cat/dog/goldfish threw up on the couch again? BZZZZZZZZZZAT!!...

OMG...the possibilities are endless.

Uh... "Burn your face off with the business end of it." isn't a double entendre for something else, is it?

No? Literal meaning? Well, fuck, I don't like his suggestiveness, then.

Still... facial scarring might be worth it, lovingly rendered as this mofo is. I swear, I could go up to him and FEEL the scaly texture on his skin if I didn't think that it would be the last thing I ever do.

Oh I dunno... it it was a Blue-Scale type Vanguard you might end up getting more intimate attention than you bargained for

Scars can be sexy...

Yeah, but are we talking those sexy scars that are strategically placed just over the eye or under the chin, or those horrid Burnt-Face-Man scars that cause people to jump when they see you and then try and act all casual so as not to be rude, but still can't help stealing glances at you just for the sake of seeing the true extent of the damage to your face and wonder "Lord... why the hell doesn't he get some skin grafts or cosmetic surgery or something??"

I'm just saying, given the size of that stick and the look of... enthusiasm on that guy's face, I think its important to have that distinction clearly established going into this.

Well, I lean toward the strategically placed scars myself, but then horrific scarring can be interesting if coupled with certain other factors, maybe?

Anyway, some guys get off on electro-stimulation... are you one of them?

He looks rather gleeful about it, too. ;)

Well, if you had a shock-lance and the wherewithall to shove it where the sun don't shine of an enemy, wouldn't you look happy also?

I suppose. *shrugs* I'm more interested in other kinds of lances they might be carrying. ;)

Ah, the fleshy, self-lubricating type of shock-lance then?

You're such a perve... and I like that about you

I'm consistent. I'm a rock. ;)