A reaction to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Oz0X37Qsg
By way of a parody of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nmV_QZxbuU
A capella because I couldn't find a karaoke track of it.
I have no idea why FA is having it download instead of having the embedded player like it did for my other song parody.
EXECUTIVES:
We're gonna show ya How to Train Your
Audience to recall
Properties from the Seventies
That they've never seen at all!
Hey, kids! Ask your parents
'Cause this is their childhood!
Then drag 'em to the theater
'Cause the reboot is twice as good!
DISNEY FAN:
There's no lighthouse
(EXECS:
Feel the dark and gritty tone!)
FAN:
That's not right, Mouse.
(EXECS:
Kid lost in the woods alone!)
FAN:
All you've shown up to now is lacking heart!
(EXECS:
He'll fly
Up high!
Shiny CGI!)
FAN:
You will ruin it
(EXECS:
Boy, ya like to carry on!)
FAN:
De-showtune it!
(EXECS:
Musicals are dead and gone!)
FAN:
Watch out, or I'll pick it apart!
EXECS:
We'd like to see ya try it!
Buddy, it's just a teaser trailer
Come on, give it a chance!
FAN:
When it comes out, the fans'll shred it
Like that poor pair of pants!*
You say
It's "Pete's Dragon" but
It doesn't feel the same!
EXECS:
How can ya say that when our lead has
DEAR LITTLE PETEY'S NAME!
We've got a reboot plot right here
And we're gonna do 'em all!
Wait'll we get to "Condorman" and "Unidentified-Flying-Oddball"!
These films are our property
Same as the family cow!
We're gonna greenlight fifty more
And we're gonna milk it NOW!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here...
RIGHT HERE!
*This joke referred to what Pete is wearing in the trailer, which I thought was a shredded pair of pants. Now, I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be, but hopefully it rhymes with "chance."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Oz0X37Qsg
By way of a parody of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nmV_QZxbuU
A capella because I couldn't find a karaoke track of it.
I have no idea why FA is having it download instead of having the embedded player like it did for my other song parody.
EXECUTIVES:
We're gonna show ya How to Train Your
Audience to recall
Properties from the Seventies
That they've never seen at all!
Hey, kids! Ask your parents
'Cause this is their childhood!
Then drag 'em to the theater
'Cause the reboot is twice as good!
DISNEY FAN:
There's no lighthouse
(EXECS:
Feel the dark and gritty tone!)
FAN:
That's not right, Mouse.
(EXECS:
Kid lost in the woods alone!)
FAN:
All you've shown up to now is lacking heart!
(EXECS:
He'll fly
Up high!
Shiny CGI!)
FAN:
You will ruin it
(EXECS:
Boy, ya like to carry on!)
FAN:
De-showtune it!
(EXECS:
Musicals are dead and gone!)
FAN:
Watch out, or I'll pick it apart!
EXECS:
We'd like to see ya try it!
Buddy, it's just a teaser trailer
Come on, give it a chance!
FAN:
When it comes out, the fans'll shred it
Like that poor pair of pants!*
You say
It's "Pete's Dragon" but
It doesn't feel the same!
EXECS:
How can ya say that when our lead has
DEAR LITTLE PETEY'S NAME!
We've got a reboot plot right here
And we're gonna do 'em all!
Wait'll we get to "Condorman" and "Unidentified-Flying-Oddball"!
These films are our property
Same as the family cow!
We're gonna greenlight fifty more
And we're gonna milk it NOW!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here!
We got a reboot plot right here...
RIGHT HERE!
*This joke referred to what Pete is wearing in the trailer, which I thought was a shredded pair of pants. Now, I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be, but hopefully it rhymes with "chance."
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I fixed it :). It was a .wav before, and apparently it has to be an MP3 to work.
I also uploaded it to YouTube:
https://youtu.be/-iZnsM6qhaA
It looks sort of like they combined Hiccup and his mom into one character.
I also uploaded it to YouTube:
https://youtu.be/-iZnsM6qhaA
It looks sort of like they combined Hiccup and his mom into one character.
I haven't been aware of this remake nor have I yet seen to trailer for it, but I have seen the original 1977 movie a couple or so times.
But frankly, this thing of producing these live action remakes of its old Disney cartoons is just one of the many reasons why I tend to hate how the Disney studio is currently strayed away from its former core classy self, despite the removal of Michael Eisner and the end of the cheapquels. I mean, Disney hasn't been anything like the definite Disney since 2003. A good chunk of its live action output, when it's not doing cartoon-to-live action remakes, concentrates on Marvel and Lucasfilm stuff. Not that producing Marvel and Star Wars movies is itself a bad thing, but its that they do a lot of this stuff without any original Disneyesque type of material. And aside of The Muppets, I'm not attracted to a lot of stuff that they put on ABC (the American Broadcasting Company television network in the United States.)
And I'm not a fan of what has been going on with Disney's current output of animated movies. Mainly that, like the other Hollywood studios these days, they do their animation on computers anymore instead of drawn pictures. I don't like the style and the movements of the CGI characters, in contrast to the more warm, more emotional and more bouncy and lively type of cartoon animted seen in the old Disney, as well as Don Bluth, the old Warner Brother and MGM, ect, stuff.
But frankly, this thing of producing these live action remakes of its old Disney cartoons is just one of the many reasons why I tend to hate how the Disney studio is currently strayed away from its former core classy self, despite the removal of Michael Eisner and the end of the cheapquels. I mean, Disney hasn't been anything like the definite Disney since 2003. A good chunk of its live action output, when it's not doing cartoon-to-live action remakes, concentrates on Marvel and Lucasfilm stuff. Not that producing Marvel and Star Wars movies is itself a bad thing, but its that they do a lot of this stuff without any original Disneyesque type of material. And aside of The Muppets, I'm not attracted to a lot of stuff that they put on ABC (the American Broadcasting Company television network in the United States.)
And I'm not a fan of what has been going on with Disney's current output of animated movies. Mainly that, like the other Hollywood studios these days, they do their animation on computers anymore instead of drawn pictures. I don't like the style and the movements of the CGI characters, in contrast to the more warm, more emotional and more bouncy and lively type of cartoon animted seen in the old Disney, as well as Don Bluth, the old Warner Brother and MGM, ect, stuff.
While I enjoy their CGI movies - I'm looking forward to "Zootopia" - I'll always be partial to hand-drawn animation and I wish they'd bring it back at Disney. As you may already know, Don Bluth is currently trying to do a (hopefully hand-drawn) movie based on his animated video game "Dragon's Lair".
I read about that over the Internet about Bluth's efforts concerning "Dragon's lair". I do hope that he is able to get through getting the movie done concerning that he can get enough equipment, animators, and money to produce and finish the film. It's not quite the first time Bluth embraced certain animation production principles abandoned by Disney and others, so I am somewhat hopeful.
I can understand that all-CGI animation has its potential , when it's hyper-real Pixar-like images and "Paperman" type "CGI-looks-Like-hand-drawing" methods. But I still love the pre-digital forms of aniamtion very much, with Disney-style paper-and-pencil based animation being my favorite due to the rich and bouncy movements that give the characters (and moving objects) life. I too hope that Disney can get back to that, as well as the other big-name corporate studios, such as Warner Brothers (which I loved along with Disney and Bluth's animation) and Universal Pictures.
I can understand that all-CGI animation has its potential , when it's hyper-real Pixar-like images and "Paperman" type "CGI-looks-Like-hand-drawing" methods. But I still love the pre-digital forms of aniamtion very much, with Disney-style paper-and-pencil based animation being my favorite due to the rich and bouncy movements that give the characters (and moving objects) life. I too hope that Disney can get back to that, as well as the other big-name corporate studios, such as Warner Brothers (which I loved along with Disney and Bluth's animation) and Universal Pictures.
Also, I forgot, Whatever CGI films I like the most to date are "Kung fu Panda" and "Kung Fu Panda 2" (haven't seen 3 yet) but it is due to the most part of the story and the martail arts actions, not just the animation. "Rio" is next, with the "Madagascar" films being a guilty pleasure of mine. My least favorite CGItoon would be "Chicken Little", it didn't so a thing for me.
When resonding to this, don't forget to read my above previous quote about Don Bluth and other thoughts. ^^^^
When resonding to this, don't forget to read my above previous quote about Don Bluth and other thoughts. ^^^^
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