"PLEASE! I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN!"

Look at this goddamn thing. The head is way too small for the rest of the body, the right flipper has some kind of bad swelling going on, and I can't see this poor creature using Surf anytime soon.

I see this Pokemon as a failed cloning experiment. Or a product of inbreeding.

Small edit: removed whatever the fuck that black splotch was.