
My first story for Hypno Bear Week from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/talisment/! I've got more planned, but for today here's a We Bare Bears hypno story!
Please comment please!
(no copyright, WBB is either owned by Time Warner or who wrote it, this is strictly fan work, I own nothing)
In a strange office dimly lit, there are three men looking at a computer screen. A series of moments involving Ice Bear on the screen peak the men's interest. Ice Bear is seen doing martial arts in a dojo, knocking the coach to the ground; doing archery firing two arrows directly into the bull's eye, then turns around, aims at the sun, checks the wind, and fires, ending with the arrow on the bull's eye; and slicing cage bars open with his axe...
"Name... Ice Bear... This is the man we need, the America could use his tactics and skills..." the man in the middle states as he begins to enter in some codes.
"And he's a polar bear, they are hard to come by with Global Warming." the second man states, as the third man walks over and turns on the lights.
"Why do we always keep the rooms so dark when we gather intelligence?"
"Men... follow me!" they say as they all head out.
Grizzly was seen flying a kite in the park while Panda was taking pictures of the trees. At first Grizz's kite flew well, he was breaking his personal record, four feet high. Ice Bear was walking over to the ice cream truck, figures the polar bear would want it cold! When he gets over there, the man turns around, he clearly appears as the agent from the FBI earlier wearing an ice cream trucker uniform. Panda tries to take a picture of Grizzly's kite, but before the flash goes off, the kite ends up getting stuck in a tree... "Aw man, Chloe gave me that for my birthday!" Grizzly yells out in annoyance.
"Why don't you just climb up and get it?" Panda asks, and Grizzly obviously denies. Trust me, Grizzly isn't going up a tree, too many bad memories.
Ice bear looks at the man, wondering why he looks so familiar and unusual. "Free mint chocolate chip double scoup?" the man offers. At that moment Ice Bear shrugged his shoulders and took the cone. He turns around and licks the ice cream, and the agent pulls out some strange microchip thing and leans over to out it on Ice Bear. However he turns around and the man quickly retracts, "Can Ice Bear have whip cream?" and the man sprays the whip cream in a lazy fashion and places a cherry on it. Ice Bear almost walks off again but turns around, making the man trip leaning over. "Ice bear doesn't like cherries and mint." and he returns the cherry. He turns around one last time and the man finally managed to place the chip on the back of his head while Ice Bear licks the ice cream; Ice Bear looks like he noticed something strange and wondered what happened, "Ice Bear thinks this brand is generic." and walks back over to Grizz and Panda.
"Hey bro, how much was that?" Panda asked.
"Free." Ice Bear responded.
"Free ice cream!?" Grizz exclaimed, then he and Panda ran right over to the truck, then all the kids at the park ran over excitedly too... the agent was not prepared for that.
Later that day, back in the bear cave, Ice Bear was cooking tacos and fajitas (crushing a bunch of frozen veggie burgers from the box for Panda) and about to put the shells in the oven. Suddenly a brief beep goes off and Ice Bear drops the tray of taco shells on the ground.
"Hey! Those were name brand!" Panda exclaimed, he loves his veggie tacos.
"Hey bro, you alright?" Grizzly asks.
Ice bear started to walk off and get his axe from the fridge, "Ice Bear has errands." Following, Panda rushed over and tried to finish the tacos, but he set what were in the pans on fire and they burnt to crisp... "Aw man!"
Back at the FBI agency, someone knocks on the door and slices the lock off with an axe... Ice Bear went into the room, eyes widened and saluting right at the head man, "Ice Bear, ready for orders, eager to serve the American way." At that moment, the men tossed some books from their shelves right at Ice Bear. "Ice Bear already read some of these, and judged the rest by their covers." He then sliced right through the books all at once, then tosses them right back into the recycling bin, and tosses the axe over to the umbrella stand.
"Now polar bear, for your first mission," The man began and turned on the computer, revealing a strange desert looking area, with a kangaroo jumping across the screen for a moment, "Mainland Australia, America needs you to travel there and..." he began.
"Ice Bear is on 'No Fly' list."
"We'll handle transportation, anyway, we need you to head over there and drop off a koala bear..." They then log onto Everyone Tube and play Nom Nom's video, "This man does not belong in the United States, he causes the public to love America less."
"Ice Bear was right about the conspiracy theory."
"Now don't worry Agent Ice Bear, when not in trance you won't remember, now off, get rid of Nom Nom!"
Ice Bear saluted again and left the room, "Ice Bear would do this even if he didn't have an itchy hypnotizing chip from the government."
Following, a montage of scenes evoke:
Ice Bear sending Nom Nom to Australia.
Ice Bear sleeping in the fridge then leaves while Grizzly and Panda are arm wrestling (panda crying after losing); Ice Bear sneaks into Big Ben and plants an American flag on the big clock hand.
Ice Bear leaving as Grizzly beats Panda in Wii Tennis; Ice Bear setting snails free sliding down the rims of the Eiffel Tower.
Ice Bear leaving as Panda draws a chibi version of himself with a Sailor Moon parody; Ice Bear travels to Japan and slices the electrical chord holding all the power in Tokyo and the city goes dark.
In the Bearstack, the bears were discussing some strange events from the news they heard, "Hey dudes, did you hear about all the lights from Vegas shorting out then lighting up to form an American Flag?" Grizzly asked.
"I heard the American flag planted on the moon was stolen, talk about strange, dude didn't you have a conspiracy theory about...?" Panda began, until they heard a strange beep and Ice Bear went and walked off the sidewalk and over to Chloe's house.
"Bro? Where're we going?"
"Wow, you alright?"
"Ice Bear has errands."
The bears arrive at Chloe's doorstep and Ice Bear rings the bell.
"Oh Chloe's coming with us to the laser tag place? Why didn't she tell us?" Panda asked, excited.
Suddenly Grizzly noticed something strange on Ice Bear's back, the microchip, "Dude were you chipped when you were a cub?"
Chloe's dad answered the door, surprised to see the bears, "Oh hello there, I'm sorry but Chloe is at the store with her mother, you can wait here if you want." The they went in, Grizz and Panda getting off the Bearstack. Ice Bear stands up and confronts Mr. Park, and states a large phrase to him in Korean leaving him uncomfortable, "Um excuse me, but I don't like people who use that kind of language around my daughter!"
"Ice Bear must keep America for pure Americans." He then takes out his axe and lunges over to Mr. Park, only for Mr Park to run over and grab a martial arts sword...
"Chloe needs to make new friends!" and then he lunges right back at Ice Bear, and a thrilling sword/axe fight begins... Grizzly and Panda slowly walk backwards surprised and scared. Mr. Park lunges right towards Ice Bear and ducks right under his legs and manages to rip the FBI's hypno chip with an annoyed expression.
Ice Bear's eyes return to their normal dot figures and become stoic again as Chloe and her mom come back in carrying groceries.
"Oh dear... The FBI again?" Mrs. Park asks. Mr.Park and Ice Bear nod in response.
Back at the park, Ice Bear walks over and slices his Axe over the tires of the ice cream truck, the same people were in it...
"Is Ice Bear forgetting something?"
We then see in Australia, Nom Nom climbing up a tree running away from a pack of dingos...
Please comment please!
(no copyright, WBB is either owned by Time Warner or who wrote it, this is strictly fan work, I own nothing)
In a strange office dimly lit, there are three men looking at a computer screen. A series of moments involving Ice Bear on the screen peak the men's interest. Ice Bear is seen doing martial arts in a dojo, knocking the coach to the ground; doing archery firing two arrows directly into the bull's eye, then turns around, aims at the sun, checks the wind, and fires, ending with the arrow on the bull's eye; and slicing cage bars open with his axe...
"Name... Ice Bear... This is the man we need, the America could use his tactics and skills..." the man in the middle states as he begins to enter in some codes.
"And he's a polar bear, they are hard to come by with Global Warming." the second man states, as the third man walks over and turns on the lights.
"Why do we always keep the rooms so dark when we gather intelligence?"
"Men... follow me!" they say as they all head out.
Grizzly was seen flying a kite in the park while Panda was taking pictures of the trees. At first Grizz's kite flew well, he was breaking his personal record, four feet high. Ice Bear was walking over to the ice cream truck, figures the polar bear would want it cold! When he gets over there, the man turns around, he clearly appears as the agent from the FBI earlier wearing an ice cream trucker uniform. Panda tries to take a picture of Grizzly's kite, but before the flash goes off, the kite ends up getting stuck in a tree... "Aw man, Chloe gave me that for my birthday!" Grizzly yells out in annoyance.
"Why don't you just climb up and get it?" Panda asks, and Grizzly obviously denies. Trust me, Grizzly isn't going up a tree, too many bad memories.
Ice bear looks at the man, wondering why he looks so familiar and unusual. "Free mint chocolate chip double scoup?" the man offers. At that moment Ice Bear shrugged his shoulders and took the cone. He turns around and licks the ice cream, and the agent pulls out some strange microchip thing and leans over to out it on Ice Bear. However he turns around and the man quickly retracts, "Can Ice Bear have whip cream?" and the man sprays the whip cream in a lazy fashion and places a cherry on it. Ice Bear almost walks off again but turns around, making the man trip leaning over. "Ice bear doesn't like cherries and mint." and he returns the cherry. He turns around one last time and the man finally managed to place the chip on the back of his head while Ice Bear licks the ice cream; Ice Bear looks like he noticed something strange and wondered what happened, "Ice Bear thinks this brand is generic." and walks back over to Grizz and Panda.
"Hey bro, how much was that?" Panda asked.
"Free." Ice Bear responded.
"Free ice cream!?" Grizz exclaimed, then he and Panda ran right over to the truck, then all the kids at the park ran over excitedly too... the agent was not prepared for that.
Later that day, back in the bear cave, Ice Bear was cooking tacos and fajitas (crushing a bunch of frozen veggie burgers from the box for Panda) and about to put the shells in the oven. Suddenly a brief beep goes off and Ice Bear drops the tray of taco shells on the ground.
"Hey! Those were name brand!" Panda exclaimed, he loves his veggie tacos.
"Hey bro, you alright?" Grizzly asks.
Ice bear started to walk off and get his axe from the fridge, "Ice Bear has errands." Following, Panda rushed over and tried to finish the tacos, but he set what were in the pans on fire and they burnt to crisp... "Aw man!"
Back at the FBI agency, someone knocks on the door and slices the lock off with an axe... Ice Bear went into the room, eyes widened and saluting right at the head man, "Ice Bear, ready for orders, eager to serve the American way." At that moment, the men tossed some books from their shelves right at Ice Bear. "Ice Bear already read some of these, and judged the rest by their covers." He then sliced right through the books all at once, then tosses them right back into the recycling bin, and tosses the axe over to the umbrella stand.
"Now polar bear, for your first mission," The man began and turned on the computer, revealing a strange desert looking area, with a kangaroo jumping across the screen for a moment, "Mainland Australia, America needs you to travel there and..." he began.
"Ice Bear is on 'No Fly' list."
"We'll handle transportation, anyway, we need you to head over there and drop off a koala bear..." They then log onto Everyone Tube and play Nom Nom's video, "This man does not belong in the United States, he causes the public to love America less."
"Ice Bear was right about the conspiracy theory."
"Now don't worry Agent Ice Bear, when not in trance you won't remember, now off, get rid of Nom Nom!"
Ice Bear saluted again and left the room, "Ice Bear would do this even if he didn't have an itchy hypnotizing chip from the government."
Following, a montage of scenes evoke:
Ice Bear sending Nom Nom to Australia.
Ice Bear sleeping in the fridge then leaves while Grizzly and Panda are arm wrestling (panda crying after losing); Ice Bear sneaks into Big Ben and plants an American flag on the big clock hand.
Ice Bear leaving as Grizzly beats Panda in Wii Tennis; Ice Bear setting snails free sliding down the rims of the Eiffel Tower.
Ice Bear leaving as Panda draws a chibi version of himself with a Sailor Moon parody; Ice Bear travels to Japan and slices the electrical chord holding all the power in Tokyo and the city goes dark.
In the Bearstack, the bears were discussing some strange events from the news they heard, "Hey dudes, did you hear about all the lights from Vegas shorting out then lighting up to form an American Flag?" Grizzly asked.
"I heard the American flag planted on the moon was stolen, talk about strange, dude didn't you have a conspiracy theory about...?" Panda began, until they heard a strange beep and Ice Bear went and walked off the sidewalk and over to Chloe's house.
"Bro? Where're we going?"
"Wow, you alright?"
"Ice Bear has errands."
The bears arrive at Chloe's doorstep and Ice Bear rings the bell.
"Oh Chloe's coming with us to the laser tag place? Why didn't she tell us?" Panda asked, excited.
Suddenly Grizzly noticed something strange on Ice Bear's back, the microchip, "Dude were you chipped when you were a cub?"
Chloe's dad answered the door, surprised to see the bears, "Oh hello there, I'm sorry but Chloe is at the store with her mother, you can wait here if you want." The they went in, Grizz and Panda getting off the Bearstack. Ice Bear stands up and confronts Mr. Park, and states a large phrase to him in Korean leaving him uncomfortable, "Um excuse me, but I don't like people who use that kind of language around my daughter!"
"Ice Bear must keep America for pure Americans." He then takes out his axe and lunges over to Mr. Park, only for Mr Park to run over and grab a martial arts sword...
"Chloe needs to make new friends!" and then he lunges right back at Ice Bear, and a thrilling sword/axe fight begins... Grizzly and Panda slowly walk backwards surprised and scared. Mr. Park lunges right towards Ice Bear and ducks right under his legs and manages to rip the FBI's hypno chip with an annoyed expression.
Ice Bear's eyes return to their normal dot figures and become stoic again as Chloe and her mom come back in carrying groceries.
"Oh dear... The FBI again?" Mrs. Park asks. Mr.Park and Ice Bear nod in response.
Back at the park, Ice Bear walks over and slices his Axe over the tires of the ice cream truck, the same people were in it...
"Is Ice Bear forgetting something?"
We then see in Australia, Nom Nom climbing up a tree running away from a pack of dingos...
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