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A short story I wrote during my Short Story Saturday stream I did alongside
RockyTheProcy's Free Sketch Friday stream (3/12/16). This story was won by
HexxAcorn, and it's centred around his adorably pudgy tapir Guaco who is dating Officer Conner of the Zootopia Police Department. So why not sit a spell to see what the two love-birds get up to during Conner's lunch break.
Guaco is © his player.
Zootopia & all related material are © Disney (they own you) and Pixar Animation.
Word Count: 1700
Sushi & a Kiss
The Zootopia Police Department, quite an intimidating building, full of intimidating figures. A nervous gulp, a shaky step, and a courageous step through the door. The place was all a hustle and bustle with cops walking around everywhere. And in the middle of it all was Guaco, a short and pudgy tapir in casuals. A few predatory officers eyed him as he shuffled past, their eyes noting that juicy rump in his wide-seat pants. He could feel an oppressive feeling of self-consciousness as he tried to yank his ill-fitting shirt down. But no matter how much he tugged, it always rode back high enough that it showed off his cute belly-button and chubby belly. His shuffle became more of a walk once he neared the front desk, where the sound of crunching and slurping was heard.
If there was one thing that wasn’t threatening about the ZPD, it would be Officer Clawhauser. The plus-plus-plus sized cheetah was happily snacking on a bowl of cereal, his eyes hovering over a glitzy magazine that had Gazelle on the front. “Err, h-hello Lieutenant Clawhauser” Guaco greeted nervously.
“Heyf Guacfo” Clawhauser sputtered through his mouthful of cereal.
“Umm, do you know where Conner is? I brought lunch for us” Guaco explained, raising up a plastic bag with containers in it.
The chubby cheetah swallowed hard, stars in his eyes as he squished his plump cheeks. “Oooo~” Clawhauser crooned dreamily, “you two are so adorable you know that?” he giggled.
Guaco blushed, his cheeks rosy like a pair of ripe little tomatoes. “Thanks” he bashfully smiled.
“As for Conner, I heard he was in the locker rooms. Want me to call him up?” Clawhauser offered, his hand reaching for a radio.
“Please” Guaco nodded with affirmation.
Clawhauser giggled as he grabbed his radio, changing the frequency as he brought his mouth to the microphone part. “Paging Officer Conner, Officer Conner. There’s a cute little sushi roll waiting for you at the Front Desk. That’s a cute little sushi roll waiting for Officer Conner at the Front Desk” he reported cutely, before putting the speaky-portion of the radio down.
A few sniggers broke out amongst the officers congregated in the entrance foyer, and Guaco blushed brightly. He was luminescent enough you could direct a plane down with his cheeks. “Sushi roll, yeah, I’d bet” a whisper uttered.
“More like a California Roll” another muttered.
“Yeah, but he’s my sushi roll” a voice snarled.
Driving through the rabble was a very muscular panther, a rather annoyed looked on his face. The other officers sidled away, parting like the red sea to allow the juggernaut to pass. Standing a foot above the tapir, and about a foot wider, the big guy knelt down and gently kissed Guaco on his cheek. “Thanks for bringing lunch sweetie” Conner smiled sweetly.
Guaco giggled quite effeminately as the two walked off. Clawhauser sighed warmly, leaning on his desk as he watched the two go. “Ooooo~! It’s so adorable seeing love in bloom” he said fondly, his eyes turning to a photo on a desk, showing himself and his sweet Tiger.
Not many officers knew that there was actually a backdoor of the ZPD building. There wasn’t anything fancy beyond it, just 10 square feet of concrete, with high fencing blocking off even the tallest of Anthros. Sitting on some busted boxes, the couple had containers of sushi nesting in their laps. Vegetarian sushi for Guaco, and California rolls for Conner. “Thanks for the food” Conner murmured as he poured soy sauce onto his food.
Gripping his chopsticks awkwardly, Conner tried his best to grab his food, but it kept slipping from his claws. Sighing in defeat, he just grabbed it with his claws and popped it into his mouth. Guaco smiled as he expertly used his chopsticks to pop his sushi into his mouth. “Here, lemme show ya how to use them” he smiled.
Conner smiled, his defeated pride lost under his blush as the chubby tapir showed him how to properly use chopsticks. With his aid the next piece of the California roll was brought to his mouth, and he swallowed. “Thankfs” he murmured through his mouthful.
“You’re welcome Conner” Guaco smiled, returning to his sushi.
Conner chuckled as he tried it, and the sushi slipped from his chopsticks again. The tapir chuckled as he rested his own chopsticks down, and he grabbed a plastic fork from the plastic bag. “Here” he giggled, giving his boyfriend the fork.
“Thanks” Conner smiled, spearing his meal. Holding the mix of rice, avocado and raw fish, he scrutinized it carefully. “I don’t think I’m made for chopsticks” he mused, before popping his meal into his mouth.
“Yeah, but I think you’re…” Guaco began, before bashfully trailing off into silence.
“You think I’m what?” Conner smiled, edging closer to his sweetheart.
“I don’t wanna say it” Guaco squealed meekly, his face turning red.
“Say it” Conner grinned, leaning closer to the tapir and poking him in his belly.
“I don’t wanna!” Guaco giggled, slapping away the probing hand.
“Come on~” Conner insisted.
“Eeeeeeeeookkaaayyy” Guaco giggled. Composing himself, he butt-hopped over to Conner, sitting right next to him and gently rubbing his side against the panther’s muscular. “I was going to say that you’re not built for chopsticks, but I think you’re built for me” he blushed.
“Oh really?” Conner grinned.
“I wasn’t thinking when I almost said it. It’s just, well… you’re really super nice to me” Guaco blushed.
“And that makes me built for you and only you?” Conner remarked with a raised brow.
“No! Nononononono” the tapir quibbled in a blind panic. “That’s not what I meant at all!” he insisted.
Conner’s beautiful golden eyes pierced right through the babbling chubster. His frown was like arrows through the heart as Guaco almost felt on the verge of tears. “I know that, I was just teasing ya!” he chuckled, nudging his boyfriend in his pudgy side. “I get what you mean though. In that sort of “made for each other” stuff that romance novels go on and on about.”
“Uhh, sorta?” Guaco shrugged, just going with it.
“I know what the others say about ya,” Conner remarked, “I do hear the jabs from some of my other co-workers. They’re not always nice to the small or the pudgy, unless you’re a predator. It’s just something that gets ground into us since the ZPD is all about being big and tough.”
“And yet we met outside. You asked me out” Guaco pointed out.
“Eh, work’s work. What I do outside of it is my business” Conner shrugged.
“Oh” Guaco quietly uttered. “OH!”
To his surprise, Conner’s beefy arm had wrapped itself around his shoulder. The panther smiled fondly as Guaco nervously looked into his eyes. “But that doesn’t mean that’s the only reason I like ya” he added.
Putting aside their meals, the two swivelled on the boxes to face each other. They smiled at the other with such fondness, their eyes lost in the other’s. Cupping Guaco’s cheeks, Conner leaned forward, locking his lips with those of the tapir. They both sighed from their quiet kiss, their tongues playfully rubbing against each other. “Mmm” Guaco moaned, his cheeks crimson from the warmth of his love.
Gently pulling away, the two lovers stared lovingly into each other’s eyes. “I love you because you’re sweet, you’re honest, and you’re someone I just love cuddling with in bed” he explained.
“And you’re big, strong, and someone who can stand up for me” Guaco replied honestly.
“I know you are. You’re my cinnamon bun, and I ain’t letting anyone make fun of my cinnamon bun” Conner declared firmly, despite poking Guaco’s chubby belly.
The tapir giggled loudly, batting away the panther’s hand with glee. “Stop it!”
“Make me!” Conner laughed, his pokes turning into full-blown tickling as his prying claws tickled Guaco’s fat sides.
The tapir laughed loudly, his body wobbling about as Conner expertly his every tickle spot. His fit became a full blown laughter seizure once the panther’s claws got to his arm pits, and he just seized up. With a defeated laugh he fell from the box, practically rolling on the floor laughing while Conner just watched him. He wasn’t even tickling the guy, and Guaco was still laughing his big ass off until he finally calmed down. “Why do you always tickle me?!” Guaco demanded in faux indignation.
“Because you’re super cute when you laugh” Conner blushed.
“And you’re super cute when your lunch break goes over by five minutes officer!”
Looking at the door they had left open, the very muscular, the very no-nonsense Chief Bogo himself was staring at the two. “Lunch ended five minutes ago officer, so kindly take your “sushi roll” to the entrance hall, and get back to work” he commanded, slamming the door shut.
Conner sighed loudly, rising from his seat and dusting himself off. “Sorry” Guaco apologized as he got off the ground.
“It can’t be helped” Conner shrugged.
“I should go” Guaco sighed, but his exit was stopped by a claw on his shoulder.
Turning about, an avalanche of black and blue fell on him as Conner hugged him tightly. The panther clung to him so tightly, his powerful arms squeezing into the tapir’s chub. “I’ll show you out” Conner whispered.
Guaco cried out in surprise as he was hefted up, his body slung across Conner’s thick and masculine arms like a new bride. Striding through the police department, all eyes were on them, and all mouths were quiet as they made their way to the entrance hall. Clawhauser clapped loudly and gleefully as he watched them go all the way to the front door, where the panther placed Guaco by the front door. “See you tonight” Conner smiled, and gave his tapir sweetheart a quick kiss.
“I’ll be waiting” Guaco winked, and he walked out.
As the door closed behind him, there was some loud cheering coming from the police department, and the tapir blushed. Maybe the officers weren’t such bad guys after all. “GET BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!”
Well, maybe not all of them, in any case.
A short story I wrote during my Short Story Saturday stream I did alongside


.:Rated general for:.
>Cuteness
Guaco is © his player.
Zootopia & all related material are © Disney (they own you) and Pixar Animation.
Word Count: 1700
If you enjoyed the story, feel free to comment and fave, I'd really appreciate it.
Sushi & a Kiss
The Zootopia Police Department, quite an intimidating building, full of intimidating figures. A nervous gulp, a shaky step, and a courageous step through the door. The place was all a hustle and bustle with cops walking around everywhere. And in the middle of it all was Guaco, a short and pudgy tapir in casuals. A few predatory officers eyed him as he shuffled past, their eyes noting that juicy rump in his wide-seat pants. He could feel an oppressive feeling of self-consciousness as he tried to yank his ill-fitting shirt down. But no matter how much he tugged, it always rode back high enough that it showed off his cute belly-button and chubby belly. His shuffle became more of a walk once he neared the front desk, where the sound of crunching and slurping was heard.
If there was one thing that wasn’t threatening about the ZPD, it would be Officer Clawhauser. The plus-plus-plus sized cheetah was happily snacking on a bowl of cereal, his eyes hovering over a glitzy magazine that had Gazelle on the front. “Err, h-hello Lieutenant Clawhauser” Guaco greeted nervously.
“Heyf Guacfo” Clawhauser sputtered through his mouthful of cereal.
“Umm, do you know where Conner is? I brought lunch for us” Guaco explained, raising up a plastic bag with containers in it.
The chubby cheetah swallowed hard, stars in his eyes as he squished his plump cheeks. “Oooo~” Clawhauser crooned dreamily, “you two are so adorable you know that?” he giggled.
Guaco blushed, his cheeks rosy like a pair of ripe little tomatoes. “Thanks” he bashfully smiled.
“As for Conner, I heard he was in the locker rooms. Want me to call him up?” Clawhauser offered, his hand reaching for a radio.
“Please” Guaco nodded with affirmation.
Clawhauser giggled as he grabbed his radio, changing the frequency as he brought his mouth to the microphone part. “Paging Officer Conner, Officer Conner. There’s a cute little sushi roll waiting for you at the Front Desk. That’s a cute little sushi roll waiting for Officer Conner at the Front Desk” he reported cutely, before putting the speaky-portion of the radio down.
A few sniggers broke out amongst the officers congregated in the entrance foyer, and Guaco blushed brightly. He was luminescent enough you could direct a plane down with his cheeks. “Sushi roll, yeah, I’d bet” a whisper uttered.
“More like a California Roll” another muttered.
“Yeah, but he’s my sushi roll” a voice snarled.
Driving through the rabble was a very muscular panther, a rather annoyed looked on his face. The other officers sidled away, parting like the red sea to allow the juggernaut to pass. Standing a foot above the tapir, and about a foot wider, the big guy knelt down and gently kissed Guaco on his cheek. “Thanks for bringing lunch sweetie” Conner smiled sweetly.
Guaco giggled quite effeminately as the two walked off. Clawhauser sighed warmly, leaning on his desk as he watched the two go. “Ooooo~! It’s so adorable seeing love in bloom” he said fondly, his eyes turning to a photo on a desk, showing himself and his sweet Tiger.
Not many officers knew that there was actually a backdoor of the ZPD building. There wasn’t anything fancy beyond it, just 10 square feet of concrete, with high fencing blocking off even the tallest of Anthros. Sitting on some busted boxes, the couple had containers of sushi nesting in their laps. Vegetarian sushi for Guaco, and California rolls for Conner. “Thanks for the food” Conner murmured as he poured soy sauce onto his food.
Gripping his chopsticks awkwardly, Conner tried his best to grab his food, but it kept slipping from his claws. Sighing in defeat, he just grabbed it with his claws and popped it into his mouth. Guaco smiled as he expertly used his chopsticks to pop his sushi into his mouth. “Here, lemme show ya how to use them” he smiled.
Conner smiled, his defeated pride lost under his blush as the chubby tapir showed him how to properly use chopsticks. With his aid the next piece of the California roll was brought to his mouth, and he swallowed. “Thankfs” he murmured through his mouthful.
“You’re welcome Conner” Guaco smiled, returning to his sushi.
Conner chuckled as he tried it, and the sushi slipped from his chopsticks again. The tapir chuckled as he rested his own chopsticks down, and he grabbed a plastic fork from the plastic bag. “Here” he giggled, giving his boyfriend the fork.
“Thanks” Conner smiled, spearing his meal. Holding the mix of rice, avocado and raw fish, he scrutinized it carefully. “I don’t think I’m made for chopsticks” he mused, before popping his meal into his mouth.
“Yeah, but I think you’re…” Guaco began, before bashfully trailing off into silence.
“You think I’m what?” Conner smiled, edging closer to his sweetheart.
“I don’t wanna say it” Guaco squealed meekly, his face turning red.
“Say it” Conner grinned, leaning closer to the tapir and poking him in his belly.
“I don’t wanna!” Guaco giggled, slapping away the probing hand.
“Come on~” Conner insisted.
“Eeeeeeeeookkaaayyy” Guaco giggled. Composing himself, he butt-hopped over to Conner, sitting right next to him and gently rubbing his side against the panther’s muscular. “I was going to say that you’re not built for chopsticks, but I think you’re built for me” he blushed.
“Oh really?” Conner grinned.
“I wasn’t thinking when I almost said it. It’s just, well… you’re really super nice to me” Guaco blushed.
“And that makes me built for you and only you?” Conner remarked with a raised brow.
“No! Nononononono” the tapir quibbled in a blind panic. “That’s not what I meant at all!” he insisted.
Conner’s beautiful golden eyes pierced right through the babbling chubster. His frown was like arrows through the heart as Guaco almost felt on the verge of tears. “I know that, I was just teasing ya!” he chuckled, nudging his boyfriend in his pudgy side. “I get what you mean though. In that sort of “made for each other” stuff that romance novels go on and on about.”
“Uhh, sorta?” Guaco shrugged, just going with it.
“I know what the others say about ya,” Conner remarked, “I do hear the jabs from some of my other co-workers. They’re not always nice to the small or the pudgy, unless you’re a predator. It’s just something that gets ground into us since the ZPD is all about being big and tough.”
“And yet we met outside. You asked me out” Guaco pointed out.
“Eh, work’s work. What I do outside of it is my business” Conner shrugged.
“Oh” Guaco quietly uttered. “OH!”
To his surprise, Conner’s beefy arm had wrapped itself around his shoulder. The panther smiled fondly as Guaco nervously looked into his eyes. “But that doesn’t mean that’s the only reason I like ya” he added.
Putting aside their meals, the two swivelled on the boxes to face each other. They smiled at the other with such fondness, their eyes lost in the other’s. Cupping Guaco’s cheeks, Conner leaned forward, locking his lips with those of the tapir. They both sighed from their quiet kiss, their tongues playfully rubbing against each other. “Mmm” Guaco moaned, his cheeks crimson from the warmth of his love.
Gently pulling away, the two lovers stared lovingly into each other’s eyes. “I love you because you’re sweet, you’re honest, and you’re someone I just love cuddling with in bed” he explained.
“And you’re big, strong, and someone who can stand up for me” Guaco replied honestly.
“I know you are. You’re my cinnamon bun, and I ain’t letting anyone make fun of my cinnamon bun” Conner declared firmly, despite poking Guaco’s chubby belly.
The tapir giggled loudly, batting away the panther’s hand with glee. “Stop it!”
“Make me!” Conner laughed, his pokes turning into full-blown tickling as his prying claws tickled Guaco’s fat sides.
The tapir laughed loudly, his body wobbling about as Conner expertly his every tickle spot. His fit became a full blown laughter seizure once the panther’s claws got to his arm pits, and he just seized up. With a defeated laugh he fell from the box, practically rolling on the floor laughing while Conner just watched him. He wasn’t even tickling the guy, and Guaco was still laughing his big ass off until he finally calmed down. “Why do you always tickle me?!” Guaco demanded in faux indignation.
“Because you’re super cute when you laugh” Conner blushed.
“And you’re super cute when your lunch break goes over by five minutes officer!”
Looking at the door they had left open, the very muscular, the very no-nonsense Chief Bogo himself was staring at the two. “Lunch ended five minutes ago officer, so kindly take your “sushi roll” to the entrance hall, and get back to work” he commanded, slamming the door shut.
Conner sighed loudly, rising from his seat and dusting himself off. “Sorry” Guaco apologized as he got off the ground.
“It can’t be helped” Conner shrugged.
“I should go” Guaco sighed, but his exit was stopped by a claw on his shoulder.
Turning about, an avalanche of black and blue fell on him as Conner hugged him tightly. The panther clung to him so tightly, his powerful arms squeezing into the tapir’s chub. “I’ll show you out” Conner whispered.
Guaco cried out in surprise as he was hefted up, his body slung across Conner’s thick and masculine arms like a new bride. Striding through the police department, all eyes were on them, and all mouths were quiet as they made their way to the entrance hall. Clawhauser clapped loudly and gleefully as he watched them go all the way to the front door, where the panther placed Guaco by the front door. “See you tonight” Conner smiled, and gave his tapir sweetheart a quick kiss.
“I’ll be waiting” Guaco winked, and he walked out.
As the door closed behind him, there was some loud cheering coming from the police department, and the tapir blushed. Maybe the officers weren’t such bad guys after all. “GET BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!”
Well, maybe not all of them, in any case.
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Aw, so cute! Thanks! I really like this one. You pretty much capture Guaco's character well, and I really like what you've done with Conner overall. If I have to nitpick, Guaco's like 6'5", so he's pretty big guy. Not that short. I should've mentioned that. However, I really like this piece!
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