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Really, some books should be getting a reaming too, but I can only yell in one place at a time.
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I honestly don't know what you did wrong. I mean I'm not 26 yet and yet I've had a robot friend, found a magical cap that took me other dimensions and also summoned a talking chiken for some reason, found magic disks that had monsters in them, had super powered animal friends, blew up a mako reactor, went to another world inside computors, and learned to fly without wings. Sure every now and again strange people would come up to me and say things like "I'm sorry it's schizophrenia." or "You need to take this twice a day." but I never listen to those weirdos, always thought something was wrong with them, and the lepricon agrees with me.
Don't worry, be happy.
That's the magic of it all. The TV and Books we read as kids tell us to imagine as big as we can! All the while, the school system and adults tell us to expect the worst, and rig it so that they're right.
That's the magic of it all. The TV and Books we read as kids tell us to imagine as big as we can! All the while, the school system and adults tell us to expect the worst, and rig it so that they're right.
Eeeeh you are in your 20ws, so I figured as much. I figured younger twenties not middle. I dunno a lot of people Ill default there. Its more like one of those moments where you actually take NOTICE, not just seeing but process, something about someone and you are like "oh, wow"
I didnt think you were super old or super young. Its hard to tell on the internet
I didnt think you were super old or super young. Its hard to tell on the internet
I dont think that having unrealistic expectations about life is all bad... sure, for most people it means disillusionment when they fail, but a few go on to accomplish what others told them wasnt possible.
As long as you dont let your spirit be broken, you can still go on to do great things... after all, succeeding where others have failed is never just a matter of luck, but rather perseverance.
As long as you dont let your spirit be broken, you can still go on to do great things... after all, succeeding where others have failed is never just a matter of luck, but rather perseverance.
You fool! Don't give up hope, there's still a chance to be a powerful mage! Just don't rely on prince dick to just hand it to you. Here's what you need to do:
1. Spend half you life searching for ancient grimors of forgoten power.
2. Spend a decade or two deciphering said tomes.
3. Gain all the power you've ever wanted from the books.
4. Loose mind.
5. ????
6. Profit!
See, it's simple.
1. Spend half you life searching for ancient grimors of forgoten power.
2. Spend a decade or two deciphering said tomes.
3. Gain all the power you've ever wanted from the books.
4. Loose mind.
5. ????
6. Profit!
See, it's simple.
You foolish fool! By revealing how to be a powerful mage I just made it harder to be a powerful mage! Don't you get it, there are only so many ancient books of forgoten lore out there. The more that are found the less there are for everyone else see. Now all you have to do is team up with a couple of wide eyed researchers who want to find one of those books so that they could use it for good, wait for them to find a book, then totally stab them all in the back and run off with it for yourself. Note: Stabbing can be substitued with shooting, zapping, or incinerating with mysetical flame, though any of these can easily be done from the front at the cost of theatrical deliverence.
(first draft of this comment was deleted because it was too depressing. you will now find out why I don't comment.)
Ha! T.V.
It's books that are the real troublemakers.
there is no greater insult to a lonely bookish little tomboy than convincing her that dressing like a boy can cause you to stumble into greatness and become an awesome knight and later become a beautiful princess with supah fighting skills.
DON'T WORRY, SURELY YOU WON'T BE SO WEIRD LATER.
also when I was little and found out that I'm genetically inclined to schizophrenia (thank god it skipped me) my only consolation was hoping that I would slip into a magical happy fantasy world instead of the scary sad world like my grandma.
Ha! T.V.
It's books that are the real troublemakers.
there is no greater insult to a lonely bookish little tomboy than convincing her that dressing like a boy can cause you to stumble into greatness and become an awesome knight and later become a beautiful princess with supah fighting skills.
DON'T WORRY, SURELY YOU WON'T BE SO WEIRD LATER.
also when I was little and found out that I'm genetically inclined to schizophrenia (thank god it skipped me) my only consolation was hoping that I would slip into a magical happy fantasy world instead of the scary sad world like my grandma.
My stuffed animals never came to life and had adventures while I slept/left the room.
I never learned to use the Force, or any kind of psychic powers for that matter.
There weren't any fairies in my garden, and stepping into fairy wings never got me kidnapped and taken away to fairyland.
No one ever came to tell me I was the one prophesised to save their kingdom and rule over it with wisdom and justice. (Not that I would have: I'd have been a tyrannical dictator. But they wouldn't have known that.)
And I never gained the ability to shapeshift.
Reality sucks
I never learned to use the Force, or any kind of psychic powers for that matter.
There weren't any fairies in my garden, and stepping into fairy wings never got me kidnapped and taken away to fairyland.
No one ever came to tell me I was the one prophesised to save their kingdom and rule over it with wisdom and justice. (Not that I would have: I'd have been a tyrannical dictator. But they wouldn't have known that.)
And I never gained the ability to shapeshift.
Reality sucks
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