translate for me

he usually gets those out within a few days, just be patient :)

Ok i will

I actually don't trust his translators, they do a decent enough job but not perfect. I'll help ya out on this one.

"How exciting may, I still can't believe we're buying a house!"
"Relax, Shamm, we're barely starting to check them out. Let me negotiate, ok?"

"Are you the ones coming to see the house?"
"We like to sniff around in other people's business(intimacy)."
"He's freaking gorgeous!"
"Why the low price? I don't understand."
"...And he smells like soap..."
"I really need the money."

"I like it! I enjoy taking advantage of other's needs/misfortune. We got ourselves a deal."
"If you miss the house you can come visit any time!"
"I don't think I'll ever be back."

Lobo is in the house?

...Of course he is.

Toro his boyfriend is in jail for kill his father

se gasta el dinero en un abogado para liberar a tooroooo

Lobbo huele a jabon?

Recuerda que trabaja "Lavando osos"

el cafecito es perro o es coyote?

Juanita did it. Revenge.

el perro cafe ya le hecho los canes a Lobbo XD