Name: Bruiser
Species: Saint Bernard
Age: 78
Likes: His Wife and Ten Kids, His Wife's Cooking, Hiking, Telling Stories, Nature, Singing, Dancing, Jawbreakers, Mountaineering, Root Beer
Dislikes: Chocolate (He gets food poisoning from it), Bees (He got stung in the butt by one), Those messing with his Wife and Children, Needles (They kinda creep him out)
Favorite Food: Meat
Occupation: Basket-Maker and Weaver
Birthplace: Switzerland
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Gatling Gun
Title: Guardian of the Everlasting Mountains
Fursonal Quote: "Hah! Now watch how your ol' Dad work!"
Mr. H: "I bet those of you that saw the Switzerland flag thumbnail are probably like: "Is it a Saint Bernard character?! Please let it be a Saint Bernard!" Well, y'all just got yourselves a Saint Bernard as predicted. Here, we have Bruiser! As you all may know, he's married...and, he has 10 kids. So, for those that are into "Cartoon Crushes", *shrugs* sorry! And for the record, he's in a closed relationship. So, yeah...say your goodbyes to all that Saint Berdonkadonk he has in his trunk. On the battlefield, big daddy here knows how to use the big gun. And by "big gun" I'm talking about the gatling gun for his weapon of choice. Such a hardworking father he is. He's actually pretty cool. Seriously, though, how does this guy have 10 kids? Not to mention, how he managed them. Guess you could say that he's the "luckiest man in the world"."
Species: Saint Bernard
Age: 78
Likes: His Wife and Ten Kids, His Wife's Cooking, Hiking, Telling Stories, Nature, Singing, Dancing, Jawbreakers, Mountaineering, Root Beer
Dislikes: Chocolate (He gets food poisoning from it), Bees (He got stung in the butt by one), Those messing with his Wife and Children, Needles (They kinda creep him out)
Favorite Food: Meat
Occupation: Basket-Maker and Weaver
Birthplace: Switzerland
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Gatling Gun
Title: Guardian of the Everlasting Mountains
Fursonal Quote: "Hah! Now watch how your ol' Dad work!"
Mr. H: "I bet those of you that saw the Switzerland flag thumbnail are probably like: "Is it a Saint Bernard character?! Please let it be a Saint Bernard!" Well, y'all just got yourselves a Saint Bernard as predicted. Here, we have Bruiser! As you all may know, he's married...and, he has 10 kids. So, for those that are into "Cartoon Crushes", *shrugs* sorry! And for the record, he's in a closed relationship. So, yeah...say your goodbyes to all that Saint Berdonkadonk he has in his trunk. On the battlefield, big daddy here knows how to use the big gun. And by "big gun" I'm talking about the gatling gun for his weapon of choice. Such a hardworking father he is. He's actually pretty cool. Seriously, though, how does this guy have 10 kids? Not to mention, how he managed them. Guess you could say that he's the "luckiest man in the world"."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Dog (Other)
Size 1260 x 1280px
File Size 166.6 kB
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