I used Reynard in one of the Dungeons and Dragons campaigns my friend held. This is ultimately what happened.
First off, Reynard is a bard, a D&D class that is dependent on being charismatic. Of course, this is a class that fits Reynard perfectly. :/
And thus since he was a bard, I decided to give him a painfully obnoxious outfit (based off of Klaus Nomi's stage outfit-http://www.rem.ufpr.br/REMv7/Brett_Wood/Klaus_Nomi.jpg. And yes, that is the guy from the Monarch/Doctor Girlfriend wedding episodes of the "Venture Bros."). And he had a Chupacabra companion animal/familiar (Lol, I take D&D SO seriously).
Later during the campaign, he acquired a Crown of the Beholder (that weird thing on top of his head. It's a magical item in D&D which I COMPLETELY forgot what it does) and Goggles of Something or Another, I forgot what they were.
AND THEN! We needed a Paladin so he took dual class levels in Paladin and in Bard. Apparently when he became a Paladin he started to glow with goodness (because Paladins are the protectors of the good, smiters of evil, yadda yadda yadda...).
So in the end... He was a glowing furry in an awkward, tacky suit wearing a weird hat and goggles... and the only one to survive the campaign in our group.
... If you do not play D&D and all of this means absolutely nothing to you, then just look in wonder as to how stupid Reynard looks.
First off, Reynard is a bard, a D&D class that is dependent on being charismatic. Of course, this is a class that fits Reynard perfectly. :/
And thus since he was a bard, I decided to give him a painfully obnoxious outfit (based off of Klaus Nomi's stage outfit-http://www.rem.ufpr.br/REMv7/Brett_Wood/Klaus_Nomi.jpg. And yes, that is the guy from the Monarch/Doctor Girlfriend wedding episodes of the "Venture Bros."). And he had a Chupacabra companion animal/familiar (Lol, I take D&D SO seriously).
Later during the campaign, he acquired a Crown of the Beholder (that weird thing on top of his head. It's a magical item in D&D which I COMPLETELY forgot what it does) and Goggles of Something or Another, I forgot what they were.
AND THEN! We needed a Paladin so he took dual class levels in Paladin and in Bard. Apparently when he became a Paladin he started to glow with goodness (because Paladins are the protectors of the good, smiters of evil, yadda yadda yadda...).
So in the end... He was a glowing furry in an awkward, tacky suit wearing a weird hat and goggles... and the only one to survive the campaign in our group.
... If you do not play D&D and all of this means absolutely nothing to you, then just look in wonder as to how stupid Reynard looks.
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Broken link for those not in the Nomi know. Though I do.
Ohh Jesus this is hilarious.
And I want to know... how did that make it all the way through? Though it's not that surprising, the most important members die off first in our campaigns, normally due to evil traps. l:[ one of our two common DM's loves traps, especially when they're say basically instant death spells tied to simply touching a doorknob.
Unless he was a really good bard/paladin.
Ohh Jesus this is hilarious.
And I want to know... how did that make it all the way through? Though it's not that surprising, the most important members die off first in our campaigns, normally due to evil traps. l:[ one of our two common DM's loves traps, especially when they're say basically instant death spells tied to simply touching a doorknob.
Unless he was a really good bard/paladin.
Good. You should.
Thank you!
It was actually kind of funny. I was gone for the first half of D&D, so the DM decided not to play my character or anything, but just have him follow the group around and do nothing. And then there was a part wipe caused by storm elementals, BUT since no one was playing Reynard... he did not get killed. So he survived by default.
Thank you!
It was actually kind of funny. I was gone for the first half of D&D, so the DM decided not to play my character or anything, but just have him follow the group around and do nothing. And then there was a part wipe caused by storm elementals, BUT since no one was playing Reynard... he did not get killed. So he survived by default.
I was gone for the first half of D&D, so the DM decided not to play my character or anything, but just have him follow the group around and do nothing. And then there was a part wipe caused by storm elementals, BUT since no one was playing Reynard... he did not get killed. So he survived by default.
Thanks. :D
Thanks. :D
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