hello tower control to clawhauser we are wondering when you will get the hint around here.
hehe

Mayday, mayday, we have lost connection with Tower Control.

OMG, go Benjamin it's your chance

... Why do I also have a feeling that Chief's former spouse was a big, fat cow?

because she was :D

spouse??? is that cannon?! :O

nah it's my headcanon

interesting ... go on >:3

they were high school sweethearts and got married right after graduating. now he thinks it was too soon and he never got to explore his bisexuality. in the last years of the marriage (no kids), they were both sleeping with other ppl on the DL, her with her current new partner, and him with men. (he soon realized he likes fat men). now that he's divorced.... clawhauser is helping him out :D

fascinating :3 i like how clawhauser wants to say something but holding back <3

Hey bernie, I just found itch 4, 5, 6 on rule 34. Why didn't you tell us you did itch 4 5 and 6? (dirty brenie)

Seeing your profile icon just made my day XD Nanami you crazy lady

Curious, to pick your story telling mind. Why go the route of gay with Bogo?

well, i see him as bi, actually. there are no telltale signs of his sexual or romantic feelings in the movie of any kind, so that whole thing is 100% open for speculation. and i like his chemistry with clawhauser, so it's not any deeper than that, lol

OK. cool. I just always wonder about why choices in fan art.

And yet, no literal gym bunnies made an appearance. >.<

my headcanon is that bunny is a nickname for ppl who have a lot of sex, and a gym bunny is (instead of a literal bunny) a gay man who spends a lot of time at the gym, partially to work out and partially to find ppl to hook up with

The gay community actually uses a lot of animal references to describe both body type and preferences. Bears are big hairy men who tend to be dominant. young slim things are called otters, sometimes wolves. I'd never heard the bunny reference before for over sexed guys, but it works.

i know gay men who go to the gym all the time are called gym bunnies, i just tried to think of a reason for them to be called that in zootopia, lol

Soooooooooo Bogo likes chubs huh?

:D

Clawhuaser; Holy fish!!

Good choice, Bogo! I'd also go with that one.
(Or, well, with you)

same

Clawhauser sighs, "Chief why do you never call me by my first name when we are off duty."

Bogo shrugs, "Just never seems to matter I know you are my Benjy!"

Clawhauser squeals and gasps, "Say that again."

"Benjy!" Bogo grins, rubbing Clawhausers cheeks and then nods, "Wait till I get you home Benjy, it is hard buffalo jerky for my sweet kitten."

Clawhauser wakes up and Bogo is shouting, "CLAWHAUSER!"

This, is all my YES I can only imagine how red Clawhauser's face is :D