Super C chats about events in the past, and mentions a new Gallup poll. But is the poll genuine, or has the media failed to learn their lesson again?
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Ice Pirate: Better to bail the world out and free Europe from foreign immigrants and the Feeder Foxes and their Enablers than to let Europe collapse into austerity where the entire continent explodes into a full-scale civil war. I'd rather put up with anti-EU terrorists than the Feeder Foxes and their Enablers taking advantage of the austerities.
Chuong: That and the F5 Terror Force are stronger than ever and more out of control than ever. Their villains are unpredictably nuts and the Durian Bomber drives me insane!
Prince of Pain: That and Evil Engineer's oliebol cannons and them launching durian-creme filled oliebols at people. I got hit in the head twice by oliebol cannons and they were steaming hot!
Ice Pirate: And forget questioning Cripto using his powers to bring the canon characters back to life! Copycat copied his powers to summon the Angry Birds and he got me with a yellow bird that flipped me in the air off my feet! At least the media gets to focus on the F5 more than they will ever focus on us!
Chuong: What about the discovery of Krieglandonians representing countries outside the US and the British Commonwealth? Don't they deserve more coverage?
Ice Pirate: I hate to break it to you but the news media gets more attention when they're talking about the antics of the IRA, F5 Terror Force, terrorists in America rigging the elections, and anti-EU terrorists than talking about Krieglandonians in other countries and what their uniforms look like there to fit with local tastes. Heck they get way more views than they would talking about the G-52s because the F5 wants attention and they got it! The news media loves to sensationalize things but won't need to do much because the F5 does that for them with their speeches and antics! That's how the world functions and the American media goes bonkers for this.
Zachary: Even Fox News are focusing on the F5 and their allies way more than they would ever do on the G-52s. Why sensationalize issues when our enemies are doing that for them? Want to make some news articles, talk about the F5 and their allies. Bam! Problem solved and those guys are never short on content since they give them every time including Canadian geese and oliebol cannons. Oh and Australian swooping magpies too and gosh I hate those birds! They attack people and stalk them too!
Chuong: That and the F5 Terror Force are stronger than ever and more out of control than ever. Their villains are unpredictably nuts and the Durian Bomber drives me insane!
Prince of Pain: That and Evil Engineer's oliebol cannons and them launching durian-creme filled oliebols at people. I got hit in the head twice by oliebol cannons and they were steaming hot!
Ice Pirate: And forget questioning Cripto using his powers to bring the canon characters back to life! Copycat copied his powers to summon the Angry Birds and he got me with a yellow bird that flipped me in the air off my feet! At least the media gets to focus on the F5 more than they will ever focus on us!
Chuong: What about the discovery of Krieglandonians representing countries outside the US and the British Commonwealth? Don't they deserve more coverage?
Ice Pirate: I hate to break it to you but the news media gets more attention when they're talking about the antics of the IRA, F5 Terror Force, terrorists in America rigging the elections, and anti-EU terrorists than talking about Krieglandonians in other countries and what their uniforms look like there to fit with local tastes. Heck they get way more views than they would talking about the G-52s because the F5 wants attention and they got it! The news media loves to sensationalize things but won't need to do much because the F5 does that for them with their speeches and antics! That's how the world functions and the American media goes bonkers for this.
Zachary: Even Fox News are focusing on the F5 and their allies way more than they would ever do on the G-52s. Why sensationalize issues when our enemies are doing that for them? Want to make some news articles, talk about the F5 and their allies. Bam! Problem solved and those guys are never short on content since they give them every time including Canadian geese and oliebol cannons. Oh and Australian swooping magpies too and gosh I hate those birds! They attack people and stalk them too!
Super C: I do admit the policy is that I want the G-52s out of the news as much as possible, but it was the media that trying to destroy Cripto and his reputation, and not one of us. The villains are going to help us do that without them even knowing about it.
Cripto: Good riddance; I wanted to get them off my back. I couldn't go out of my front door without there being a TV crew. And yes, Grandma did send a complaint to the FCC about it. They wrote back and said, "We're surprised you didn't tell us to go out of business, because the whole world now knows that in your perfect world, there's no television or radio." There was radio when she was around.
Leo: How's she doing, by the way?
Cripto: Much better. She's not shoving the Gospel down throats anymore, nor is she telling me to quit my job or the organization itself to fold. When that day dawns, the world will go into destruction again, and Eraquis will not bring it back a second time. That's at least according to the crazy dream I had, where in it Gamma said I'd have to go through certain Eternal tests and battles to prove myself worthy of being the universe's most powerful tiger. "King of the Superheroes," he called it. It is similar to those anointment trials Lion-O had to go through to prove himself worthy of being Lord of the ThunderCats.
Lion-O: There's something you and I had in common; we were both taking our titles for granted. But not now.
Cripto: Good riddance; I wanted to get them off my back. I couldn't go out of my front door without there being a TV crew. And yes, Grandma did send a complaint to the FCC about it. They wrote back and said, "We're surprised you didn't tell us to go out of business, because the whole world now knows that in your perfect world, there's no television or radio." There was radio when she was around.
Leo: How's she doing, by the way?
Cripto: Much better. She's not shoving the Gospel down throats anymore, nor is she telling me to quit my job or the organization itself to fold. When that day dawns, the world will go into destruction again, and Eraquis will not bring it back a second time. That's at least according to the crazy dream I had, where in it Gamma said I'd have to go through certain Eternal tests and battles to prove myself worthy of being the universe's most powerful tiger. "King of the Superheroes," he called it. It is similar to those anointment trials Lion-O had to go through to prove himself worthy of being Lord of the ThunderCats.
Lion-O: There's something you and I had in common; we were both taking our titles for granted. But not now.
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