Dimitri from Paris is better than your face. Combine his Turkish awesome with a slice of lizardry and the universe friggin' explodes. [link]

Little Daneaux got an upright bass on the eve of his first (month) birthday. He was ridiculed for being born looking as if he always shat himself. One day, he shoved cocaine down everyone's throats...er, ventured out into the Paris streets and things have been screwed up ever since. Fin.

Yep, that's all I got so far.