Mr. H: Alright, folks! I think it's about time you all know about "those guys"! Those five letters fit the description of these five words of their true color: Fearsome, Evil, Nonhuman, Razing, and Insanity! These guys call themselves...F.E.N.R.I.! No, I'm not talking about a monstrous wolf in Norse mythology. I'm talking about a group of asshats going around terrorizing our world bringing lot of drama and making our lives hell. F.E.N.R.I. stands for Federal Executing National Rebels Incorporated, and they're being led by the captain of all things butthurt. He's insane, he's totally mad, and...he's the devil. He goes by the name Ad- *about to throw up, but avoids it* oh god, saying his name just makes me wanna vomit. Let's just call him AT. Yeah, AT is the general leader of this army, and his ultimate goal is turning OUR world into HIS world. A world where he rules! A world with no happiness...no peace...no fun...and no future. Well, that's when WE come in!

Wipeout: AT has F.E.N.R.I., but the world has the Infurnationals!

Splash Hit: So, if he wants world domination, he's gonna have to go through us.

Territorial Pow: Which is impossible, because we beat him every time!

Austin: Seriously, we do! It's like our job or something.

Timberline: Ironically, it kinda is.

Short Fuse: AT can hide all he wants, because sooner or later we'll find him and end his devilsh ways.

Mr. H: Yeah, ya hear that AT?! You don't have to come and surrender. Because the Infurnationals will be looking for you. We gonna find you. And I'm letting you know that. So you can tell your army that, homeboy!