A friend wanted me to tell the story of the can of Folgers in http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19506358/

It started as a simple can, but traveled away from home to a small town in Western Kentucky. It was bought and given a deep-cleansing and ready to begin life anew. It found itself at a weird construction site, and though confused, would not let this stand in its way! It got a fairly important job holding screws and nails.

However not all was sunshine and roses, and life took a dip as it was accidentally sent flying from the deck of the ship and landed on hard times (and harder ground.).

But this story has a happy ending, as this fall from grace brought its potential for being flung to the attention of those working around the construction site. They took much better care of the humble can, and filled it with many more screws! c: