AHHHHHHH Last one uploaded from dA. Hidan is another secret love of mine. UMPH Now I just have to type out alllll the rest of the stories I have. Hnnn ;w; ThereAreSoMany *cries* WELP! Let's get to it >:D

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"Kat-chan, would you go get Hidan? Important meeting," Pein asked not looking up from his paper work.
"Uh, sure, no problem lea-PEIN!" I sighed and got up from my seat. Pein refuses to let me call him leader. Sure, I could easily wipe out the whole Akatsuki hiding and leave no traces what so ever, but that's not the point, he is the leader. I finally arrived at Hidan's door but pause, listening for any sound. I knocked and received no answer.
"Hidan? Hidan are you there?" I opened the door just enough to poke my head through and peered in. He was in there alright. Smack dab in the middle of the floor, his scythe shot straight through him. He was praying. Slowly and quietly, I shut the door, making sure not to disturb him. When I made it back to the den, Pein looked sharply at me.
"Well? Where is he?" he asked me sharply.
"Praying." "And why didn't you get him up?"
I flinched at his tone, I never once liked be yelled at, and he knew it. However, I did have my come backs. "Because unlike everyone else at this damn site, I respect other people's religions!"
He stood, shocked at my outburst. "F-fine, I'll, uh, I guess we can wait. Kakazu, you're his roommate, write him a note telling him to come to the den immediately after his praying is finished." Kakazu grunted, annoyed to be interrupted from counting his money. But he only sighed and left to do as asked. So for half an hour, the Akatsuki fought to entertain themselves. And fortunately for everyone else, I was the entertainer, for once again I was trying to kill Konan for being an annoying fan girl. Unfortunately for me, it only lasted ten minutes, Pein stepped in and told me to calm down…the ass. But, Hidan finally emerged, and grin widely spread across his face. Pein eyed hi suspiciously. "Why so happy Hidan?"
"Well, for one, Lord Jashin is very pleased with me and has granted me one forbidden desire. And two, no one interrupted me." Hidan says, taking his place between Sasori and Kisame. "You're welcome," I replied calmly with a soft smile. He raised an eyebrow. "Lea-Pein, told me to get you for our meeting. When I came to your room however, you were praying. And so, being the respectful-person-towards-other-peoples-religions-person I am, I told Pein and got him to wait till you were done praying with Lord Jashin."
His eyes blinked rapidly with astonishment and confusion. "T-thank-you Kat-chan." I smiled and nodded.
"Alright, alright, can we start the meeting now?" Pein suggested bitterly. So for another half hour, we all sat listening to Pein's idea to attack the Light village. He'd chosen to send 4 of us, and if we did our job right…we'd all come back alive. ( -_-' ) Plus the village would be burning. After he dismissed us, I decided to hang out with my teammates-Hidan and Kakazu. "Sooo, whatcha guys gonna be doin?" I asked skipping up to them."
"Well, my dear Kat-chan. You won't be able to hang out with me. I need to go to the bank. Fortunately, Hidan will be here," He said smiling. "You'll finally be able to spend time with him." He smirked at Hidan. Hidan glared at the place he stood as Kakazu disappeared. I blushed slightly and tried to hide a smile.
"Um, well, uh, I was gonna go praying again so-" "I'll go with you! Your religion has always interested me. "R-really? Most people find it scary or disgusting or something to make fun of." I caught a glimpse of sadness in his eyes as he said this. "Well, I think it's pretty. Though I'd personally never be able to convert. You know how I love to flirt." I winked at him and closed his bedroom door. I slight blush appeared on his cheeks and he quickly looked away. "Yeah. So you're interested in my religion. Hm, that's why Lord Jashin approves of you." He said to himself. "L-lord Jashin approves of me?" I asked surprised, a smile forming on my lips.
"Yes, he's always noticed that you stand out and even asks how you are periodically. He likes how you approve of all religions and take them into theory. Though I did not know you were in the liking of Jashinism. Interesting. Well, make yourself comfortable, you can sit on my bed or something and I'll, uh, just get to praying."
I smiled and sat in his bed, my back against the wall and my legs crossed. I flinched slightly as Hidan's sword sliced through his own body. I watched every move, every flinch, and every twitch his body made. I was fascinated, intrigued, amazed. My eyes glazed over his firm body. He was so sculpted, so fitted, so-so, beautiful. His slick white hair was messed up a little, sweat lightly coated his body, my mouth water to taste him.
By the time he was done praying, my position had completely changed. I was now on the edge of the bed laying on my stomach, my hands holding up my head. A softly smile played on my lips as he awoke. His beautiful eyes sparkled and new look in his eyes I couldn't quite figure out. "So?" "So what?" he asked walking towards me. My heart raced as I finally recognized the look, it was something I'd longed for, lust. He picked me up and pulled me close. His lips kissed my ear and he whispered in my ear. "Something I've wanted for a long time." I pulled back and cocked my head smiling. "And what would that be?" "You." He said and finally, finally, those lips met mine in a passionate kiss.