
Something uncanny and weird happened there...
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"Brock! Who's that Pokemon?" Ash shouted as he pointed at a large menacing hulk of a humanoid monster that seemed to be rising out of the earth itself. It roared out a sound that to any other creature communicated doom. Ash stood dumbfounded with his pokedex open and pointed at the ... thing.
"No data" The pokedex reported with its monotone computer voice. Ash blinked thinking one thing... /new pokemon!/
"Holy Shit, Ash! We need to get out of here!" Brock said as he loaded his drawers with a most sudden bowel movement from sheer fright and consternation.
"I'll use Charizard to catch it!" Ash said as if Brock had said nothing.
"YOU FUCKING TARDFACE!!! IT'S NOT A POKEMON!" Brock shouted as he ran, straddle legged away from the cliff edge.
"I don't believe you. A real Pokemon master would never say that about a new Pokemon! Charizard I choose you!" Ash threw his pokeball that contained the dragon type pokemon. Charizard jumped out ready to fight. The landscape monster looked at the tiny Charizard.
!!!SMOOSH!!!
"NOOOOO!!! Defeated already!?" Ash cried out as he mourned a smear that was once a proud Charizard.
[I could go on but it's kind of obvious what would happen.]
"No data" The pokedex reported with its monotone computer voice. Ash blinked thinking one thing... /new pokemon!/
"Holy Shit, Ash! We need to get out of here!" Brock said as he loaded his drawers with a most sudden bowel movement from sheer fright and consternation.
"I'll use Charizard to catch it!" Ash said as if Brock had said nothing.
"YOU FUCKING TARDFACE!!! IT'S NOT A POKEMON!" Brock shouted as he ran, straddle legged away from the cliff edge.
"I don't believe you. A real Pokemon master would never say that about a new Pokemon! Charizard I choose you!" Ash threw his pokeball that contained the dragon type pokemon. Charizard jumped out ready to fight. The landscape monster looked at the tiny Charizard.
!!!SMOOSH!!!
"NOOOOO!!! Defeated already!?" Ash cried out as he mourned a smear that was once a proud Charizard.
[I could go on but it's kind of obvious what would happen.]
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