F'tang?

Necktie.. Nickle...

Nectar...

... it was definitely an 'n' word!

Aiee! Nikto!

The juices of the dark fruit trickled off the corner of her mouth, its pulp smashing between her teeth. The taste was unlike anything she had experienced before, and as she swallowed she felt the most peculier sensation. Shrugging it off, she returned to join the rest of the exploration party.

nimmisinonnn!

Yay random references I don't quite get! :)

the server was acting odd or it was my computer, it was supposed to say "necronomiconis."

Why must so many use the good Elder God's name in vain?

I'm a little torn, on the one hand, I certainly don't want anything too horrific to happen to you, on the other hand, I firmly believe that this was not an accident. Disturbing "They Who Sleep" should always have consequences, usually in the form of a mangled, tortured, infernally microwaved soul sewn into a corpse that just... won't... die.

I think the Elders refer to that as "our snooze button."

is that an Elder God in her bathroom?? o.O

Nonsense! Just one of their errant, disobedient children.


All that shouldn't be..

Bad vixen!

No summoning abominations indoors! You'll lose your security deposit!

See, now that's what happens when you forget to flush.

Sigh. :)

It's just there to use the internet.

Ah, that moment of "Did it work?" just before all hell breaks loose; a technique that sadly doesn't show up in horror movies half as much as it should anymore. The calm before the screaming gives the audience a chance to breath in, after all.

So! Can I have your stuff?

Inheritances from those who were gradually stripped of their sanity before meeting a mysterious, often unexplained end or dissapearance can be dangerous. :)

Wha?! Crazytalk! Everyone knows the nutty folk have all the good stuff and those disappearances are just tricks to throw you off the path to true success!

At least to judge by how folks react in some horror movies/books....

oh yeah?
Well, what about that cow candle holder, huh?

The cow creamer finds a new use. :)

Had you heard of the one of Lovecraft's stories where it was forbidden geometry that summoned monsters? Apparently someome built the walls in this guy's apartment and odd angles, and the hounds of k-something got in.

I somehow imagine Nicole in a situation like that, rather than summoning anything intentionally.

Hounds of Tindalos.

Well, I'd hate to learn that something like those could be summoned just from shoddy contractor work. :)

Truly beautiful work! ^-^

Thank you!

see what happens if you don't clean your bathtub?

Shoggoth-B-Gone! Now with 20% more disturbed mumbling.

You have the strangest book club I swear.

Very dangerous! Almost as bad as Columbia House.

I like. Period.

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Somebody needs to clean the shower more. ;>

Hee hee hee hee

Stuff like the cow candle holder and the pink lightswitch are such great touches.

Nah. The sign that says, "Bless this mess" and the computer in an arcane setting are the great ones. The cow is the icing.

Thank you very much. :)

Thank you. :) I accidentally forgot to colour the second mug with candles in it reading 'Worlds Greatest ____' written on it.

fantastic! =)

Is that the Pnakotic Manuscripts on the bed?

Yes! No. Maybe.. She'll never tell. (But she does keep her apartment door unlocked.)

Mmm, gloopy.

Oh, and isn't she supposed to be dead?

No. :)

Well, give her a few minutes then. ;)

Owww, are you going to tell us that this is not painting and is indeed a photograph!? :D

Shhh :) Not this time. :) I think I might take another crack at your character for the trade thing, I really wasn't happy with how the one I did turned out..

Please don't worry about that!
I still have finished my image for you, I'm feeling really bad about it but I can't afford a tablet just yet, I have to thank you for being so patient.

"Damn it, this book on the Elder Ones is worthless! I mean, look at the first chapter! All it says is 'Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur........'"

Eww! You'll never get into a good restaraunt with that writhing boneless corpse as your chaperon.

Then it was, in very truth, that fear gnawed at my vitals and my companion gazed at me with terror in his eyes, for we both perceived that the Thing which we had summoned hither with such ease was not with such ease sent back to the place of Its abiding. Wherefore have I aforetime said, and here repeat again, Do not call up Any that you cannot put down. -Necronomicon, Second Narrative: The Thing Under Memphis (Lin Carter)

I would also advise against reading such materials aloud. To prevent accidental mouthing of the words, I recommend binding one's jaw shut or the donning of a gag prior to reading.