This is a part of a story that will likely have three parts. Looks like King Koopa is tired of his usual meals and wants something a bit more exotic. I wonder what pokemon will be fed to him ^^. Comments are a love!


The King of Koopas himself was sitting patiently on his throne. Sun had fallen under his kingdom and the dinner bells were about to ring. He scratched his belly irritably. His big reptilian gut released an unhappy gurgle. He needed food, and he wanted it now.
“Servants!” he bellowed loudly. “An appetizer, right now.” he ended with a commanding clap of his clawed hands.
Moments later a red Yoshi wearing a cooking apron appeared out of the kitchen, almost prancing towards his master. For someone who was basically a slave to Bowser, he enjoyed working in the castle. He had a passion for cooking and could make something delicious out of anything. And that means ANYTHING.
In his hand he held a cage where two small thrashing animals struggled to find a way out, their squeaks bringing a sadistic smirk to Bowser's lips. “I didn't have the time to prepare anything classy, sir, but these always make you happy: bats from the castle attic. Considering you think of them as nasty worthless vermin, snacking on them is an optimal method of extermination.
Bowser kept his smirk and his fat red tongue slid across his mouth, drenching it all in saliva. “Of course. I do love me some crunchy flying rats.”
The culinary Yoshi nodded with a smile. “I'm glad, your majesty. Please enjoy these while I prepare you something truly delightful. I'm thinking of Unicorn steaks. How does that sound?”
“Delectable, Jeeves. Now carry on.” With a swat of his claw, the chef returned to the kitchen to make his delicious artwork.
The two bats looked up at Bowser innocently, with their eyes nearly tearing up and hoping for mercy. The gluttonous Koopa smirked at them and opened his slimy maw, displaying sharp white fangs extending to the back of his throat. Gently, with a single claw, he slid the cage door open and grabbed both small bats with a clawed hand. Their frightened squeaks grew louder, but no one in the castle cared what happened to them. The hungry Bowser lowered them both into his smelly maw, letting his foul breath brush over the two small animals as his tongue nicely wrapped around them like a blanket. They weakly flapped and fought around inside, but there was nothing to be done. They were snacks for the Koopa. With a content GULP Bowser raised his throat and felt the two bats easily slide down his esophagus and past his muscled chest. He happily patted his belly and wiggled his clawed toes as the pleasure of feeling his snacks settle in stomach acids spread through him.
“URRAAPPP! Excuse me.” he giggled, covering his mouth innocently. “Delicious little pests, aren't they?” he said to no one in particular.
Having nothing else to do until his meal was ready, Bowser picked up a copy of the local newspaper to catch up on town events. Most of it was the usual uneventful tidings of the common people. Boring stuff that didn't apply to a king like himself. But then his eyes found something that interested him. Apparently there was a growing market for Pokemon meat in many places around the world. Several Pokemon meat businesses had set up shop not even ten miles from where the Koopa was sitting. Hmmm? Pokemon meat huh?, the king wondered. He'd never given Pokemon much thought before. He just thought of them as a level above regular animals with their unique abilities and all, but he had never chowed down on one before. He became terribly curious and called his chef back into the main hall.
“Jeeves! Get over here!” he roared once again.
The Yoshi retuned from the kitchen with a delighted grin. “Your unicorn his almost finished, sir. I'm happy to say that it is some of my best work so far.”
Bowser snorted. He didn't want it anymore. “Forget about the unicorn, Jeeves. I have a better challenge for you.”
Jeeves froze, seeming a bit startled. “What would that be, your highness?”
“I'm craving something new tonight. Have you ever made Pokemon before?”
The yoshi began excitedly wagging his tail back and worth and wiggling his fingers with anticipation. “Oh! I've always wanted to fix meals with Pokemon meat! It's a luxury I have not had yet. Any pokemon in particular, sir?”
“Hmm.” Bowser groaned pensively. “What are the ones people usually eat?”
“From my experience the pokemon market is dominated mostly by Anthros who feel like turning to Pokemon because eating meat from regular animals is cannibalism to them. That being said, they have no limits. Any Pokemon can be hunted. But people's favorites are Miltank, Blaziken, Emboar, Tepig, Croconaw,....”
“Those all sound pretty good. How about you surprise me? Catch me some from the wild and do what you think is best with them.”
“You won't be disappointed, sir!” Jeeves darted right back into the kitchen, but Bowser had one last request.
“One more thing..” he smiled evilly. “If they aren't super big, don't kill them. I'd like to swallow them whole.” Bowser deeply chuckled, enough to send a shiver down any Pokemon's spine.