Wasps are Nature's little assholes.
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So much this. I love the big fat bumble bees where I used to live in Tennessee. They were almost as big as hummingbirds but were the most inquisitive things. They love watching what you're doing outside and hover around real close, yet back off if they think they startled you. It was the best. They could be farting around on a flower and you could poke them over and over and they'd just move away or not care.
Hornets/wasps on the other hand... those bastards are aggressive assholes.
Hornets/wasps on the other hand... those bastards are aggressive assholes.
I once got protective of a paper wasp nest outside of our back door and stopped my parents from killing it. It had about 100+ members to the colony along with some satellite colonies on the side. Bright blood red. I'd go in the backyard all the time and they'd turn and watch me suspiciously, but none of them ever tried to bite me. One did eventually bite my Dad, but that's only because it landed on him and he swatted it. But that was it. He took his vendetta to the genocidal level and took out the whole nest as retaliation. I was crying T_T - I cared about the little wasps.
In terms of insect bites, I think I've only been bitten by bees. Dead bees to be precise. For whatever stupid reason, I thought it would be safe to pick one up once dead. Turns out, those little critters will still bite even after they're dead. Also... honey bees/killer bees get vindictive if I swim in the pool. They have a hundred to choose from, but if I'm in 'their' pool, they start doing air strikes on my head. The wasps don't like me in there either, but they often just fly off and find another place to take a drink >_<... like twenty feet away.
In terms of insect bites, I think I've only been bitten by bees. Dead bees to be precise. For whatever stupid reason, I thought it would be safe to pick one up once dead. Turns out, those little critters will still bite even after they're dead. Also... honey bees/killer bees get vindictive if I swim in the pool. They have a hundred to choose from, but if I'm in 'their' pool, they start doing air strikes on my head. The wasps don't like me in there either, but they often just fly off and find another place to take a drink >_<... like twenty feet away.
;_; I wish we had cute little bumblers out here. Just yesterday this scary ass fuckin' waspy lookin' thing was like, hovering in place, making the loudest buzzing noise I've ever heard from a single bug (sounded like a swarm) and it kept darting towards me, then stopped and hovered all menacingly. The bastard was huge too... ;~; Oh bumblers I miss you so..
Wasps are Rwandan warlords that mass rape, pillage, and rape again bee colonies, and take away the dead for meat. D:<
Bees hibernate and junk, but wasps eat everyone and then when it's 59 degrees THEY ALL DIE. Bees make honey. They make flowers have sex. They make plants fruit.
Bees go to WORK. Wasps work your 'hood like terror squads.
(this was really fun art of yours and I don't hate wasps, but I adore bees so much more and let them work and things :D)
Bees hibernate and junk, but wasps eat everyone and then when it's 59 degrees THEY ALL DIE. Bees make honey. They make flowers have sex. They make plants fruit.
Bees go to WORK. Wasps work your 'hood like terror squads.
(this was really fun art of yours and I don't hate wasps, but I adore bees so much more and let them work and things :D)
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