Winner of the "Best Master Performance" at Arizona Fur Con! Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4.....W&index=14

With Corvin, Flomar, Pataflafla, and Khord Kitty. Written by Khord.

Flomar - Greetings furrys! I have a tale that most of you probably haven't heard of. It's called the The Cats Meal! Once there was a cat who lived on a tall hill. One day he had a lucky catch. A feast of kings! But it was too big of a meal! He had to find a companion to join him to help finish his meal. He couldn't store leftovers because it was before the invention of portable freezers!

Khord - I can't finish this meal all by myself! Such a meal of kings can't go to waste.

Flomar - And so beings the furry tail!

Khord - I have a delectable meal here. I don't know what to do! I have no one to eat it with. Who should I choose? I have no one. I want to find a guest who will eat with me. That would be fine. Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Who do I see in the distance? I see a dragoness there! Should I invite her to join me? Those teeth look awfully long. Though if I send out my invite. Will she return it and eat me. Uh oh. Yeah, bad idea.
I found a delectable meal there. I do know what to do! I have no fork to eat him with. Why should I care? I wonder who I ought to choose. A dragoness or second course? I'll win or lose.

Khord - That bird in the distance looks so small. I'm sure I can eat him with one bite. Hey! Bird in the distance!
Corvin - What is it grinning cat?
Khord - I have a desireable rodent that I'd like to share with you.
Corvin - Foolish cat! You know not of my diet.
Khord - Yeah and I know not why you're talking like Yoda!
Corvin - And that is the last sound you'll make!
Khord - MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Corvin - Squaa squa SQUAA!!

Flomar - And what the foolish cat didn't know was that the bird only looked small far away, when in fact up it was a giant bird! Large enough to gobble up a cat whole. The lesson in this tale is don't invite your dinner to dinner, or you might be dinner. This skit is making me hungry.