Jack is  bakasaka
Chris is  backdrop12

Chris - (on the phone) This is nuts! People are everywhere dressed up as animals! I think it might be a convention of some type. I'm gonna ask. Excuse me?
Khord - Meow?
Chris - Ahh ha! He meowed. I don't think he speaks english. Excuse me! What's with the whole furry animal costume thing?
Jack - We're furries. This is a furry convention.
Chris - (taking back on the phone) Yeah a furry convention... no I have no idea either! Oh okay. (hangs up phone) You have very nice costumes.
Jack - Thanks.
Chris - What's a furry?
Jack - Well, there's not just one definition. It's a personal thing.
Chris - Hm, well you certainly look furry.
Khord - STOP! I will give you my definition of furry! Listen CLOSELY!
Chris - Whoa, the cat talks too!
Khord - See, everyone has their own definition. But, this is mine:
(sings)
We're just people who like animal people. It's just as simple as that.
Just some people who like animal people and I like to be a cat. Meow.
Some express themselves through art and some are smart!
Some dumb as mules.
But no two furs are the same, they might share names.
Some names are cool!
We're called furries! ... as are scalies. They just have scales instead of fur.
We're just people who like animal people. It's just as simple as that.
Just some people who like animal people
Jack - I like to be a panda-snake!
Khord - PANDA-SNAKE DOESN'T RHYME!
Jack - But it's true.
Khord - YOU RUINED THE WHOLE SONG! I'm leaving! BYE FELICIA!
Chris - Whoa, what was his problem.
Jack - He's a cat.