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So there I was, wondering what would have happened if I had a job in marketing instead of being a talented, wealthy socialite with a tan and bulging biceps.
I get a client portfolio. It's a promotion for a battery company. "Do something classy. Do something for the emerging furry demographic."
Alrighty, says I, tap your paw if you know the tune.
I get a client portfolio. It's a promotion for a battery company. "Do something classy. Do something for the emerging furry demographic."
Alrighty, says I, tap your paw if you know the tune.
oOo
OH DEAR, what can the matter be -
My doggie just sat down on a battery -
It went right in and up him, apparently -
And now we don't know where it's gone toooo.
OH DEAR, the vet's bill is really high -
And my daddy looks like he's gonna cry -
Now a red light blinks in my doggie's eye -
He's scary as the Terminatorrrrrr.
OH DEAR, my doggie is spinning fast -
Running round in circles out in the grass -
But the vet says that pace will never last -
We didn't use Energizerrrrrr.
oOo
I was going to say 'screw the Energizer bunny'
but then I remembered what site I'm on.Category Poetry / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Dog (Other)
Size 119 x 120px
File Size 339 B
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