Rasasha: IVAN IS SINISTAR.
Ivan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Rasasha: RUN COWARD.
Rasasha: RUN RUN RUN
Ivan: *RUNS~*
Rasasha: NO WAIT. SINISTAR COME BACK. I CAN CHANGE.
Rasasha: SINISTAR!
Rasasha: WHAT DO I DO?
Rasasha: YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
Rasasha: TELL ME.
Ivan: MY ANKLE HURTS.
Ivan: THAT IS THE SECRET TO EVERYTHING.
Rasasha: ... SINISTAR? YOU HAVE LEGS NOW?

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And you can't deny you want this because:

Ivan: You've been posting lots of art recently.
Ivan: I mean, even if it's just, like, sketches and badges. XD
Rasasha: I'M ABOUT TO SCAN SOMETHING HORRIFYING SO PREPARE TO LOSE ALL HAPPINESS.