Still not sure wheter or not to call female Kingman KingGirl or Lady Cougar...oh well.

Anyways the white building is the Balsam Mountain Inn, it is right by where I live. Its a resort that offers no electricity, no t.v. no phone, and allows you to will like it was the 1800's. No modern stuff but gawd the beds are comfy...^-^ comfy soft bed....where was I? Oh yeah so guess what else is great about ol' Balsam Mountain Inn. Give up? ITS HAUNTED! 3 people have died there one a brutal shooting, one guy just up and died and a woman died of mysetrious reasons.

I went there last year, got a headache, had an outbreak of nightmares, and caught bronchitis so bad it almost killed me. Don't know if that proves ghosts or not but I was perfectly fine before I went there.

Anyways this is King Girl investigating the house, (ghosts make great snacks for demons so got to protect them.) After all what could possibly go wrong? No phone, and 1800s living in the middle of no where.

King Girl: "So who wants to go in the haunted house and spend the night with a jumpy cougar that would make Scooby Doo look couragous, while she performs rituals, and stuff."

And yea jumpy because she is female right now, and still hasn't figured out everything. Plus highly irrational fears of tentacle monsters/demons appearing now that he is the opposite gender.

She still can kick ass though, the hammer, sword, and gun aren't for show. She is an Inquisitress that will perform her duty...believe me the confident look is a front.