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And were backon WNUF and I'm here today with three special guest ..the Former cage champion turned Professional Golfer, Welcome Tygris Woodrou to the show--
TYGRIS: Can we hurry this up I have a golf game with some of the big-wigs of My country club!!
And with him are two very lovely Tiger twins ...Tira and Tyra..
T and T: Hello!!
Tygris, You were once a great..a champion..Now you are a Professional Golfer...why the change?
TYGRIS: Well as you know I am a master of "Tiger-Style" Kung-fu and wrestling. No one could stop me ..untill that Damn gray wolf found my Achilles heel and used it against me!
and what was that?
TYGRIS: Do you think I'm telling you Poor man? After a while I grew tired of fighting Peasant Poor fighters.. so I left the cage for a more ..Civilized sport..now I am the best in the world!!
Who did you loose to ...Shred?
TYGRIS: That Piss poor Peasant..he just got lucky that night!!
T and T: ...(and so did we heehee)!!
TYGRIS: Silence you two!!
Well Tygris and Twins, we have some callers on the line that wanna ask you guys some questions ..wanna take some calls?
TYGRIS: Fine...I'll amuse you middle-class people with my highly priced schooling knowledge!!
Alright caller...you get one question for Tyrgis?
(OK people got a question for Tygris...go for it)
TYGRIS: Can we hurry this up I have a golf game with some of the big-wigs of My country club!!
And with him are two very lovely Tiger twins ...Tira and Tyra..
T and T: Hello!!
Tygris, You were once a great..a champion..Now you are a Professional Golfer...why the change?
TYGRIS: Well as you know I am a master of "Tiger-Style" Kung-fu and wrestling. No one could stop me ..untill that Damn gray wolf found my Achilles heel and used it against me!
and what was that?
TYGRIS: Do you think I'm telling you Poor man? After a while I grew tired of fighting Peasant Poor fighters.. so I left the cage for a more ..Civilized sport..now I am the best in the world!!
Who did you loose to ...Shred?
TYGRIS: That Piss poor Peasant..he just got lucky that night!!
T and T: ...(and so did we heehee)!!
TYGRIS: Silence you two!!
Well Tygris and Twins, we have some callers on the line that wanna ask you guys some questions ..wanna take some calls?
TYGRIS: Fine...I'll amuse you middle-class people with my highly priced schooling knowledge!!
Alright caller...you get one question for Tyrgis?
(OK people got a question for Tygris...go for it)
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(I never thought I'd be calling a famous guy like this..oh, I hope he doesn't mind my "usual" question.)
*Takes a breath*Uh-er..hi, my name is Colin Kimsey.
...I hope you don't mind me asking, but how tall are you? What other hobbies do you have? Have you ever heard of spriting?*Think*(I...hope I'm not asking too many questions...) ^ ^;
*Takes a breath*Uh-er..hi, my name is Colin Kimsey.
...I hope you don't mind me asking, but how tall are you? What other hobbies do you have? Have you ever heard of spriting?*Think*(I...hope I'm not asking too many questions...) ^ ^;
TYGRIS: Well Colin Kimsey, first of all...Yes you are talking to someone famous...your welcome...and yes you are asking too many questions..but I shall amuse you cause I know that this will be the hi-light of your little life!!
How tall am I?.....tall enough!!
What hobbies do I have?...I thought I answered this question already!!
and spiriting?....never heard of it...and should I? ....not caring about it!!
....and your welcome for talking to me.....next caller!!
How tall am I?.....tall enough!!
What hobbies do I have?...I thought I answered this question already!!
and spiriting?....never heard of it...and should I? ....not caring about it!!
....and your welcome for talking to me.....next caller!!
TYGRIS: What!! Peasant payphone caller...I'll send you some money so that you can buy some class.........GO to the nest caller now!!
Tira: We could go to see your little band play!!
Tyra: But we gotta have a Limo pick us up and back from the event (fully-packed) , V.I.P. treatment when we get to the event, and a gift basket with things in it that cost no less than $10,000....oh and your band better not suck either!!
Tira: that's all
Tira: We could go to see your little band play!!
Tyra: But we gotta have a Limo pick us up and back from the event (fully-packed) , V.I.P. treatment when we get to the event, and a gift basket with things in it that cost no less than $10,000....oh and your band better not suck either!!
Tira: that's all
Given the many rumors, and photos, that have been floating around Tira and Tyra, both before and after your defeat and summary retirement, the question on many of the minds of your female fans is, why won't you give someone new a try, hopefully, one of them. I'm sure that they think you can do better, What do you say to that?
Tira and Tyra, As a fellow oddly color babe, I know the odd, and sometimes excited looks you can get from guys.. and the occasional girl... How do you cope with the Drooling fans?
oh.. and Tygriss?.. is that it? anyway... You "Claim" to be a Master of Tiger Style Martial arts, and yet, a brawler took you down... sounds fishy to me.. are you really a Master and Shred Cheated? or just wishin and the Wolf mopped the floor with you?
As a Vetran, I'd like to know.
oh.. and Tygriss?.. is that it? anyway... You "Claim" to be a Master of Tiger Style Martial arts, and yet, a brawler took you down... sounds fishy to me.. are you really a Master and Shred Cheated? or just wishin and the Wolf mopped the floor with you?
As a Vetran, I'd like to know.
Tygris, "Pennyless"? Quit whining and I own four Night clubs, one in each corner of the U.S, One in Japan, Hong Kong, and Russia little Boy.... so, you think he was "Lucky"? Step up and get back in that ring, or quit being a pouty boy with a widdle club.... yeesh, Shred should have broke your jaw.. maybe you'd be quieter.
*chuckles*discipline....the cub thinks he has discipline......where was that precious discipline when that idiotic canine was pummeling you into shame boy? you precious pride clouded your judgment and now, you fool yourself into thinking you are done*laughter* the poor cub lulled into a false sense of completion.your attempt at justifying your failure with luck is just embarrassing. you above anyone else should know
there is no such thing as Luck.
as for money....*chuckle* you assume to quickly little cub our...influence is more apparent than you would ever know.
there is no such thing as Luck.
as for money....*chuckle* you assume to quickly little cub our...influence is more apparent than you would ever know.
TYGRIS: My physique is far more chisseled than that beer drinking wolf..And trust me Pay-phone caller...I'm LARGER where it counts also..Right girls.....
T & T: ..............................................
TYGRIS: .........Girls.........GIRLS!!!
T & T:(Same time)........NEXT CALLER!!
T & T: ..............................................
TYGRIS: .........Girls.........GIRLS!!!
T & T:(Same time)........NEXT CALLER!!
I got a few questions for the three of ya:
A) To the girls, what atracted you two lovely felines to Shred? Also, are you two with college boy? If not where could I look you up?
B) And to Tygris, Mind if I ask what college or shcool did you attend to become the as- I mean the well respected tiger you are today? Also, if your so skilled in tiger style martial arts and wrestiling...then how did you loose to a piss poor street fighter? *says with a cocksure tone*
A) To the girls, what atracted you two lovely felines to Shred? Also, are you two with college boy? If not where could I look you up?
B) And to Tygris, Mind if I ask what college or shcool did you attend to become the as- I mean the well respected tiger you are today? Also, if your so skilled in tiger style martial arts and wrestiling...then how did you loose to a piss poor street fighter? *says with a cocksure tone*
TYGRIS: : I went to Harvard Poor man.....and I thought I answered this question already...you better listen to this show faster!!
Tira: What makes you think that we are attracted to that wolf?
Tyra: Regardless that he knows just where to touch the right spots so well that my sister can feel it...and the things that he can do woth that cold nose and that tongh----HE's POOR!!....WHY MUST HE BE SO HOT AND HAVE NO MONEY....MAKE ME HOWWEEEELLLL AGAIN YOU GRAY GOD!!!
TYGRIS: ............................have you two and the pennyless wolf--
T & T: .... ...NEXT CALLER!!
Tira: What makes you think that we are attracted to that wolf?
Tyra: Regardless that he knows just where to touch the right spots so well that my sister can feel it...and the things that he can do woth that cold nose and that tongh----HE's POOR!!....WHY MUST HE BE SO HOT AND HAVE NO MONEY....MAKE ME HOWWEEEELLLL AGAIN YOU GRAY GOD!!!
TYGRIS: ............................have you two and the pennyless wolf--
T & T: .... ...NEXT CALLER!!
One more question, of all the better rich people out there why stick with the ignoramus who feels the need to flash his wealth showing how much of an arogant, conceited oh and my favorite trait about him, egotistical excuse for a tiger he really is? And yes colege boy I don't need to go to colege to point out what an ill mannered sorry excuse for a tiger you truely are (note Im tryin ta pick a fight IC *in character*, that alright?)
Hey Tygris! Long time fan! See you all the time on the Golf Channel.
Got a quick question about your previous vocation though.
That Butt Buster move Shred used on you, was there any permanent lasting damage from that? I got this Trivial Pursuit game coming up and I just know this one's going to come up.
~Otaku-Man
Got a quick question about your previous vocation though.
That Butt Buster move Shred used on you, was there any permanent lasting damage from that? I got this Trivial Pursuit game coming up and I just know this one's going to come up.
~Otaku-Man
First a quick shout the twins, Nice hair cuts, I like the change.
Now big T.... well a lot of us out here have seen you and Shred duke it out and well, he doesn't seem to be showing any real ill will until you show up and he gets his game face on. Not from what I've seen anyway. You ever think that maybe he's not trying to cramp your style? I mean the dude's taking down some seriously bad heavies in his time, and that's just the bad guys, his gal-count is just obscene. Honestly why the grudge?
Now big T.... well a lot of us out here have seen you and Shred duke it out and well, he doesn't seem to be showing any real ill will until you show up and he gets his game face on. Not from what I've seen anyway. You ever think that maybe he's not trying to cramp your style? I mean the dude's taking down some seriously bad heavies in his time, and that's just the bad guys, his gal-count is just obscene. Honestly why the grudge?
Well from the evidence I've seen, Mr. Woodrou, he's not the sorta man who needs to wave green around in order to court the ladies. He IS in the business of saving people, so the whole 'hero' deal is a major bonus for him. And he's regularly seen with women of class and fame. I mean I was walking to work one day, passed in front of his place, and I saw Wonderwoman starting her motorcycle (I think the inviso-jet was in the shop) RIGHT outside! And no, it wasn't just some costumed call girl.
Also, grammatically, 'constant daily basis' is redundant. 'daily' is more than enough, and constant implies your going out with women in your sleep.
Also, grammatically, 'constant daily basis' is redundant. 'daily' is more than enough, and constant implies your going out with women in your sleep.
Andrew Lionheart: Tygris, as a fellow tiger, I have to know at least a few things:
Do you keep Demonic Wards around your house in order to keep the succubi away or is there a young girl that left the mansion and would make you go in decline (Japanese folk-tales)? Because I know a LOT about wealth when it comes to demons and spirits.
By any chance did you see anyone with a white trenchcoat asking if your mansion is loaded with Central Air?
Is golfing your only hobby?
And from what an anonymous source tells me, you seem to be compensating something with your high amounts of cash. Is that true?
As for the twins...well, if you two say things in tandem, I may mistake you for the twins from The Shining and your "lover" here for Jack Thornton. Knock the synchronization speech off or else my girls will do it for you.
(End call)
Hehehe...I may do a fic about Lionheart and Shred meeting in a bar sometime...if I have your permission.
Do you keep Demonic Wards around your house in order to keep the succubi away or is there a young girl that left the mansion and would make you go in decline (Japanese folk-tales)? Because I know a LOT about wealth when it comes to demons and spirits.
By any chance did you see anyone with a white trenchcoat asking if your mansion is loaded with Central Air?
Is golfing your only hobby?
And from what an anonymous source tells me, you seem to be compensating something with your high amounts of cash. Is that true?
As for the twins...well, if you two say things in tandem, I may mistake you for the twins from The Shining and your "lover" here for Jack Thornton. Knock the synchronization speech off or else my girls will do it for you.
(End call)
Hehehe...I may do a fic about Lionheart and Shred meeting in a bar sometime...if I have your permission.
TYGRIS: Demonic..wards?...humph...silly middle-class man...I can pay the man upstairs to take care of that problem!!
I did see a man that fir that description....we were going to make a deal with him but he had to go to New Jersey for some reason....I never saw him again!!
I compensate for nothing...whatever I don't have...I buy!!
T & T: (Same tme) WE SOUND NOTHING LIKE THEM!!
I did see a man that fir that description....we were going to make a deal with him but he had to go to New Jersey for some reason....I never saw him again!!
I compensate for nothing...whatever I don't have...I buy!!
T & T: (Same tme) WE SOUND NOTHING LIKE THEM!!
Hello, my name is Thurston Q. Moneybags III, esq. and I'm a first time caller. Being a member of Upper Class society I felt as though your loss to that Charleton Shred was completely disgraceful. I have half a mind not to play golf with you at the Country club later on today. Anyhow, my question is with your expensive education and upper class fighting skills, what do you think was reason you failed to defeat Shred?
Well my boy, I certainly do expect you to regain the honor of Upper Class society by beating Shred in your next go round. I'll definitely be rooting for you and I'll have money on you to win so don't make me lose my investment. And you all forgot the esq. That's very important. My dear ladies I'd love to chat but I have to rush down to the Country Club. Those 18 holes are calling my name. Cheers!
For claming to be a master of the proud tiger style, you seem rather boastful and brag about your status. While I have no skills in martial arts, I do know that all of them teach dicilpine and humility. Did you miss those lessons? If you do have any of those traits, why keep saying that Shred was lucky and just go prove that you are the more skilled fighter in a fair, even match? All the talk of doing it sounds pointless and wasted. Of course I am a believer of the saying 'talk is cheap.'
Oh yeah, I saw this before. Heh, I'll run this in a 'if my characters were the callers'
Dante (the nice guy): So you're an avid golfer, eh? What's the best you've ever shot in a game? Maybe we can play sometime, even though you'd probably win, it would be fun to play against a really good player.
Simon (the asshole): Heh, I bet I know your weakness. I bet it's also the reason why those two lovely ladies only hang around you for your money - zing!
Dante (the nice guy): So you're an avid golfer, eh? What's the best you've ever shot in a game? Maybe we can play sometime, even though you'd probably win, it would be fun to play against a really good player.
Simon (the asshole): Heh, I bet I know your weakness. I bet it's also the reason why those two lovely ladies only hang around you for your money - zing!
TYGRIS: What is this...two callers on this phone?....sharing the same phone cause they cannot afford two...to answer your question...I will not tell you the best that I have played..you will have to find out by coming to our club....that is...if you can afford to get INTO the club.
Tira:...Next caller!!
Tira:...Next caller!!
Uhm, I've got just a little more to ask..nothing height related. ^ ^;
To T&T:I don't know what the answer will be, but what do you think of the Tales series done by Namco?
To Tygris:I wonder something...someone I know is a very succsessful kickboxer, and he wanted me to ask what sports you like besides golf...and what all your opinions on Shred are. ^ ^;
To T&T:I don't know what the answer will be, but what do you think of the Tales series done by Namco?
To Tygris:I wonder something...someone I know is a very succsessful kickboxer, and he wanted me to ask what sports you like besides golf...and what all your opinions on Shred are. ^ ^;
Kimmy: "Did anyone ever tell you Tygris, that your chin makes Jay Leno go..."Goddammit Tygris"
Tygris: "You Kimmy... are an embarrassment to the furrydom"
Kimmy: Tries to keep from laughing, but keeps his voice level. "Oh, i'm an embarassment? I did see that video of you on YouTube coming out of the shower singing "Straight up, and then GIRLY Screaming as you seen you were being watched.
You should hear all the coments being leveled at your ass being flat. "
Tygris: I thought that video didn't get out.... i'm calling my lawyer."
Kimmy: cracks a tiny grin.... "Umm Tiggy, guess who shown me that tape..... your lawyer.
Tygris You heard the rumors that Zig Zag asked me for the personal audition at her studio? Yeah, I was at Starbuck's and she's all eye'in me all up and down, she couldn't stop droolin. I just got back from ZZ Studios"
Kimmy: Yeah, turns out I know Sabrina there, she called and said she never heard Zig Zag laugh so hard after she seen you strip.
Three words 'Steroid nut shrinkage', And I heard Zig tell Sabrina that your ass was indeed flat, like in the Youtube Video. "
Good eve to Sho for getting this done.....
Kimmyskunk
Tygris: "You Kimmy... are an embarrassment to the furrydom"
Kimmy: Tries to keep from laughing, but keeps his voice level. "Oh, i'm an embarassment? I did see that video of you on YouTube coming out of the shower singing "Straight up, and then GIRLY Screaming as you seen you were being watched.
You should hear all the coments being leveled at your ass being flat. "
Tygris: I thought that video didn't get out.... i'm calling my lawyer."
Kimmy: cracks a tiny grin.... "Umm Tiggy, guess who shown me that tape..... your lawyer.
Tygris You heard the rumors that Zig Zag asked me for the personal audition at her studio? Yeah, I was at Starbuck's and she's all eye'in me all up and down, she couldn't stop droolin. I just got back from ZZ Studios"
Kimmy: Yeah, turns out I know Sabrina there, she called and said she never heard Zig Zag laugh so hard after she seen you strip.
Three words 'Steroid nut shrinkage', And I heard Zig tell Sabrina that your ass was indeed flat, like in the Youtube Video. "
Good eve to Sho for getting this done.....
Kimmyskunk
I find it admirable that you chose to step down while at the height of your fighting prime. Granted the Shred thing was unexpected but you are no doubt accustomed to fighting more 'disciplined' fighters. His wild and untrained fighting 'style' must have thrown off your rhythm. No doubt that you now have met this sort of brawling you can compensate for his drunken antics when you perform your "Exhibition Fights".
The big question is about your wealth.
Is it true that You're actually broke do some unfortunate unwise investments by your accountants and the banks that you kept your money in?
The big question is about your wealth.
Is it true that You're actually broke do some unfortunate unwise investments by your accountants and the banks that you kept your money in?
A question for both the girls and the snot nosed Tiger. I being a tiger myself see no ill will of the other species, nor do I feel the need that you should flaunt money around or go after people with money.
So Tygris, why do you feel that you have the right to act superior just because you are rich? Don't you realize that maybe you could end up poor like the rest of us?
And girls, I think Shred is totally hot! Why are you hanging with such an arrogant bastard who has to make up for the smaller things with his money? Wouldn't you want to hang with someone who is more honest and sincere like Shred?
Oh and Tygris, if anybody is a peasant it's you for thinking that Shred got lucky when turned you in to a pussy cat.
So Tygris, why do you feel that you have the right to act superior just because you are rich? Don't you realize that maybe you could end up poor like the rest of us?
And girls, I think Shred is totally hot! Why are you hanging with such an arrogant bastard who has to make up for the smaller things with his money? Wouldn't you want to hang with someone who is more honest and sincere like Shred?
Oh and Tygris, if anybody is a peasant it's you for thinking that Shred got lucky when turned you in to a pussy cat.
(caller calls after a commercial )
Tygris, I have a serious question.... how are you keeping your assets safe from the economic slowdown? Do you have a way to keep afloat?
And for the twins... how did you meet with Tygris?
And no offers to hit on me, as I am married to a beautiful southern belle blonde Bunny......
Thank you Shonuff
Kimmyskunk
Tygris, I have a serious question.... how are you keeping your assets safe from the economic slowdown? Do you have a way to keep afloat?
And for the twins... how did you meet with Tygris?
And no offers to hit on me, as I am married to a beautiful southern belle blonde Bunny......
Thank you Shonuff
Kimmyskunk
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