Meet Zero. Just your average, everyday fox making ends meet in the big city. Until one year, he goes on vacation and his world turns upside down when he's forced to share a beach house with three peculiar characters.

What do you get when you take a beach-bum bro who aspires a life of ease and doing nothing...

Snow: "Bruh, check it. I snapped this selfie with Charlize Heron last week on the boardwalk! She was just there! Totally crazy, right?"
Zero: "You're standing in front of her."
Snow: "Yeah, I had to get my sick bod in there too. They got this new bench press at the gym so I was totally rockin' that day."
Zero: "Well, how am I supposed to know it's her if you're taking up the whole damn picture?! Doesn't that defeat the point if you cover up the thing you're trying to film in the first place?!"
*Crickets chirping*
Snow: "... Bruh, check this filter. Totally crazy, right?"
*Studio laughtrack*

A genetically-altered, hyper-intelligent superwolf unfrozen from the past who still has a hard time learning new tricks...

Thunder: "I've created a light enough alternator that uses the motion of the propellors to create an alternating current thus eliminating the faulty oscillator out of the equation. You'll find your quadcopter both running longer and maintaining a more efficient output ratio than..."
Zero: "Thunder, did you chew up my sandals?!"
Thunder: "ARF?!"
*Studio laughtrack*

And, an ancient god of chaos whose hell-bent on regaining his former glory after being summoned through a smartphone game during a freak thunderstorm...?

Set: "Mortal! I demand more offerings of these 'bar-bee-qued' ribs!"
Zero: "You ate every single one we had! We don't even have any for the cook-off today! How can we compete with the other contestants if we can't attend?!"
Set: "If there will be more at this 'cooked off', as you say, then you needn't worry about anyone winning or losing. Let us make haste for I am hungry!"
*Studio laughtrack with applause*

You get what critics are calling the breakout Best in Show comedy of the season. It packs on the laughs, and will have you howling with joy. It's "Dog Days of Summer". Coming to your primetime viewing experience Thursday nights at 9.

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That sounds like the stupidest show ever created! What moron would think up something like that?!

Seriously though, just as a heads up, I will be on vacation for two weeks. So I wanted to get something out before I left. Needless to say, art will be on hold until I get back, but I'll still try to stay in touch when I can. Until then, don't stay glued to your TVs, I hear this show won't last a whole season, let alone one episode.