So, that Nixon meme I started a while back did pretty well. I went back and looked over all of them again and saw somebody mentioned The Good Doctor Thompson. I decided then I should draw the two of them about to fight or fighting.
THIS WOULD BE SUCH AN AWESOME FIGHT OH DAMN.
THIS WOULD BE SUCH AN AWESOME FIGHT OH DAMN.
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I think at that point, Nixie's health bar would be out. So Thompson would use his feared fatality: he'd lead Nixon out to the desert and give him a mind-opening drug experience, but it'd be a bad trip & Nixon would claw his own eyes out.
The Doctor's victory stance would actually be him typing a 5000 word first person non-linear victory speech about motorcycles and mescaline.
The Doctor's victory stance would actually be him typing a 5000 word first person non-linear victory speech about motorcycles and mescaline.
You know, this fight was just BEGGING to happen in real life. HST was practically making obscene faces at Nixon by the mid-70's; if we could have only gotten them in a room together I bet you a nickel it WOULD have happened.
Shame it didn't. Because it looks like it would have been the best fight ever.
Shame it didn't. Because it looks like it would have been the best fight ever.
A Wild Nixon appears!
Hunter summons: Filthy Assistants!
Nixon uses wobbly cheeks attack.
Filthy assistants is stunned!
Filthy assistants is too stunned to move!
Nixon uses EXECUTIVE PRIVILEDGE! Nixon is powering up for his next attack!
Hunter S. Thompson uses Heroin!
Heroin is Super Effective! Hunter S. Thompson has fainted!
Nixon wins! Nixon gains 223 HP. Nixon evolves into: LBJ!
Hunter summons: Filthy Assistants!
Nixon uses wobbly cheeks attack.
Filthy assistants is stunned!
Filthy assistants is too stunned to move!
Nixon uses EXECUTIVE PRIVILEDGE! Nixon is powering up for his next attack!
Hunter S. Thompson uses Heroin!
Heroin is Super Effective! Hunter S. Thompson has fainted!
Nixon wins! Nixon gains 223 HP. Nixon evolves into: LBJ!
I suppose he has assistants somehow. How else can you get things done if you're stoned all the time.
The question of whether they where filthy or not, is open to interpretation.
But knowing delicious company attracts, like, perhaps they may have been :3
Also: Seriously, whats with that wobbly cheek thing everyone does of Nixon in tv?Futurama has him wobbling all over the place with his cheeks of doom, like some basset hound furfag.
The question of whether they where filthy or not, is open to interpretation.
But knowing delicious company attracts, like, perhaps they may have been :3
Also: Seriously, whats with that wobbly cheek thing everyone does of Nixon in tv?Futurama has him wobbling all over the place with his cheeks of doom, like some basset hound furfag.
And before that, he has to confront the sub-boss, Richard J. Daley.
That's the hardest fight (not counting the boss man himself), because Hunter's natural weakness due to the 1968 Convention would put him at half strength the whole way. Until he gets his ire up when his health drops to 1/2, and gains extra strength due to RIGHTEOUS JOURNALIST ANGER.
That's the hardest fight (not counting the boss man himself), because Hunter's natural weakness due to the 1968 Convention would put him at half strength the whole way. Until he gets his ire up when his health drops to 1/2, and gains extra strength due to RIGHTEOUS JOURNALIST ANGER.
I'd rather see Hunter S. Thompson vs. William S. Burroughs. Battle of the angry political dope fiends!
Interestingly, Hunter did meet with Nixon on several occasions (mostly before he was president) and even found him agreeable. But in the words of the man himself; "Maybe Satan would be fun to hang out with too if he liked football."
Interestingly, Hunter did meet with Nixon on several occasions (mostly before he was president) and even found him agreeable. But in the words of the man himself; "Maybe Satan would be fun to hang out with too if he liked football."
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