Zachary: To be a STOPS member, one has to be at least 40 years of age. Other qualifications not listed are being depressed, jealous, fat, lazy, divorced, uneducated, etc. Thanks! Let's leave it to the younger Americans to take your jobs STOPS! Kinda sucks that someone in their 20s like me can manage a country better than those STOPS members who can't even manage their own lives!

Richard: You managed America with force as a dictator. I manage America as a leader. You rebuilt America with blood. I rebuilt America through order. I doubled the number of TSA agents to hinder STOPS. Looks like I'll have to order the TSA to have unlimited part time positions until further notice to curb terrorism. There's got to be a better way to prevent this.

Super C: Those who are unemployed also join STOPS because it promises employment. It doesn't pay anything, though; they find that out too late. When STOPS first began, it paid its members, but all the money was money stolen from banks. And that was B.C. (before Cripto).

Richard: Oh boy things are going to go out of control at this rate.

Zachary: We might as well prepare for the Third American Civil War then. This Independence Day was supposed to be peaceful but nope! Looks like none of us are going to give speeches in DC that day.

Richard: If that happens, then I'll make victory and time for us to give speeches then.

Jack: Three American Civil Wars?! Holy moley! Looks like the Eternals are going to have a field day this July 4!

Zachary: Everybody is going to be black and blue with bruises. Time to recruit more military medics! Looks like the US Army is on a recruiting spree!

Richard: Only to keep America under control sadly. Then again, this is the kind of things that happens under martial law. I'm not going to let Americans kill other Americans for supporting their own candidates and I'm not going to let foreign terrorists interfere with our elections this year!

Worried Citizen: Which means Leo will never have a happy birthday again!

Leo: It was bound to happen, you have to admit. But remember, love conquers hate. Light conquers darkness. And the light is always going to be on your side, citizens.

*We get a news update.*

Super C: The entire amount of the entire US military has just been multiplied by 10?!

Leo: It's sort of like WW2, when literally every single man wanted to fight.

*The marching bands strike up stirring tunes, and the people start waving American flags everywhere.*

All: *in unison* USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Richard: *To the worried citizen.* Never say never! Together, we will make sure Leo will have a happy birthday this year! Together, we are united as the United States!

Zachary: Richard, you just earned yourself a spot in the Guinness World Records as the most beloved POTUS.

Richard: I hope someone can take my title in that then by next year. Because being POTUS and martial law leader is very tough as it is and I hope we don't have martial law again after this.

Jack: I never thought Richard would have a cult popularity.

Juno: He's a George Washington but better!

Leo: No doubt Leo Washington would have nothing but kind things to say to you as well.