“One of you decided to just disregard cleanliness rules…and dumped your worn briefs out here in the forest ground. I could care less if it was by accident or on purpose, but since none of you will own up. I will have to conduct a search myself to find the litterbug!

SCOUTS! Pants down!!!”
Thus in the heat of the morning, the senior group stood about, trousers at their knees as the Scoutmaster walked by, checking the labels of all their briefs, laughed at by the juniors that passed.