NO CRABS UP IN DIS CRIB, LOBSTERS ONLY

This lobster aint gonna sing and dance for you motherfuckers
shits all about the exoskeleton

you know you fucking wish you had one of those badboys
and look at those motherfucking whiskers, this miracle of a lobster can pleasure every lady at the same time and keep such a tight grip on his dick that you wont even know what the fuck is going on until you're on the floor covered in a pool of your own blood after he took your head off for even thinking you could get down with this shit

what are you?

a dolphin or some shit?

that's just gay


bitch, I'll cut your fleshy ass in half


don't come to me talking all that noise

get out of here with your rubbery skin bullshit and grow a pair...




of claws...