Hulk
Pros: Strong, nigh invulnerable.
Cons: Turns back into a pathetic virgin who can't keep a lid on his temper.

Beg to differ, man. Bruce Banner is and always has been a playa! He is the clit commander!

He can't get too excited or he turns to the Hulk. Boner = excitement,

He is the pimp daddy of Gamma radiation. That's not turning into a monster, it's releasing the inner penis!

He'd still need to find a lady that won't be ripped to pieces.

You think Galactus has a sister?

Come on... there's She-Hulk (cousin, ew), Rogue, any number of telepaths who could control his emotional state... It's doable.

So he can choose between incest, getting his powers sucked out through his wenis or a menagerie of mostly emotionally dead ladies. Oh! And Betty Ross, who's either getting in the way or snitching on him to her Dad.

Sucks to be him.

Planet Hulk Spoilers:



Well he did do it with an alien queen AS the hulk. And then had a son who survived being blown out of the fetus when his mom was exploded by a nuke...... no i'm not making this up

I... want to see this o.o

It's either at the end of planet hulk or the start of Skaar: Son of Hulk

The last chick he fucked turned green like SHE-HULK AND had 400 BABIES and now works from home as a podcast radio host. needless to say it's easy for her to vacumm under the couch.

I refuse to acknowledge any developments in the Marvel Comics Universe since about 1990. This never happened. There's a lot to be said for the power of denial.

I agree.

wait so you are telling me hulkness is an STD?
where is my hulk prison sex!

lol
i like this version better then the real deal

To be honest, I haven't read am Avengers comic since the early 80's. I have no idea what they've been like since then.

Believe it or not I seen some worst looking comics from marvel especially if they have just some random person doing it, If you ever see the comic for What If? Civil war and turn to the hulk page you'll see what I mean. D: This ones deserves to be part of marvel. :D

I try to avoid the 13 pages of writing, 20 pages of art and 13 pages of ads that pass for Marvel comics nowadays.

tru dat XD

Dude, I'd have bought The Avengers/The Hulk, back when I was buying comics if you'd been doing it.

Who knows? Maybe someone from Marvel will see this and steal the idea.

XD XD XD XD
Awesome ^^ ^^

thanks.

Absolutely brilliant! You must make more! And Marvel must hire you.

I kinda doubt that this'd convince anyone to hire me, but it makes me laugh.

Their loss!

No, I still fail to see why they won't let you draw the Hulk.

I never really asked.

Well, there you go!

Holy hell, I completely missed this one. And Marvel comics does have the hippiest Thor I've ever seen. Where the hell is all the smiting and smashing people's skulls in?

Yeah, WTF? Spouting Middle-English like a shaekespearean actor. I always assumed he'd just shout things in Swedish or Finnish and smash people's heads in.

I have the perfect Thor formula.

1. Shout something in a Scandinavian language, that is incomprehensible even to a Scandinavian, but probably contains the words "Die", "Smash", and "Skull".
2. Utilize his mighty god powers to level armies, cities, countryside and anything else stupid or unfortunate enough to get in his way.
3. Consume massive amount of alcohol (whatever the hell Vikings drank) and convort with hot naked Valkyrie chicks.
4. Rinse (off the blood, booze, and any other bodily fluids) and repeat.

It's probably not very historically or mythologically accurate, but it is awesome. It's better than saving baby harp seals, no matter how cute the are.

the hulk might like cookies but he loves beans! (joke on old comic..also hostess fruit pies and twinkies too )

Yeah. He beat up a lot of villains you never heard of over the years to pimp some twinkies.

wow how'd i miss THIS gem?!? i lol'd..........hard