So yeah...My chua basically owns a chua strip club in his spare time not spent beating raid bosses and whatnot. Done by a friend who usually wishes to remain anonymous. Upper left we have Sazz Orla, Upper right we have  LyahToy 's Jascuro nomming the artist, bottom left we have  Fein-Sukanku 's Vaz Abati, and bottom right we have  Chomposaur_ 's Raz.

The club specializes in using Nexus's native elemental crystals for various effects, such as Loftite's elemental air properties distilled into drinkable form, or Accelerite, elemental life crushed and mixed to form a healing potion that you can end up getting fat from...go figure. Interestingly, more can be artificially produced by taking the appropriate elemental energies and compressing them under a lot of pressure, causing their manifestations to crystallize not unlike an artificial diamond for easy storage, though the difference between natural and artificial is that artificial "leaks", and so must be stored in special containers. For example, keeping a shard of artificial accelerite as a pendant around your neck will cause you to heal wounds at dozens of times the speed like natural, but will also cause a slow fattening effect unless extra work is taken, or you simply stop eating and let the crystal's life support functions sustain you instead.