Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well after I got off twerk I went to Wally World to get another pear tree (needed a pollinator for my first one) and to get some flowers for mum's day. What kind of flowers?

A dozen rehd rohses, pleez

Oh hai Johnny, I didn't know it was you

That's me! How much is it?

Interestingly, the tree and roses were about the same price! $11 each! I drove home and dropped the tree off in my yard (not burying it yet) just as my parents were leaving for Cincinnati (Florence, but who's counting). I snuck the present into the back of the vehicle with dad's assistance, and drove home and put the flowers in the vase.

The plan was my parents would leave on Sunday, and my sister would give mum the gift, then after driving she'd get home while I was at twerk and see the dozen rehd rohses. What *actually* happened is she came home the same day (5 hour drive!) and got her gift before leaving. Oh well!

While this all happened I slept until 7:30 PM, then made some alfredo pasta, then went over to frand's house and saw many other frands over there! We jumped in frand's jeep and drove to my house and I showed off my houseboat home, and while doing this many people drove by slowly...Probably suspicious! It is fine...It's *my* house! XP

We went back to frand's house and played Wits and Wagers before moving on to Catan (with expansion!). Of course I was bloo-nation, and as usual, I formed shady alliances with some of my frands who I knew would be open to shady alliances. When the game was all said and done and the war between Blue-Green-(White) and Red-Orange fell away, we found ourselves to be the proverbial Soviet Union. That is, we were the ones who lost.

But as it is with Catan, even if you lose, you win. We stayed up until 1:30 AM playing and creating lore for our countries and having loads of fun before I went home to grab a nap before going to twerk at 8.

I hope everyone had a Catanirific day! <333