It has a bunch of question mark symbolly thingies in it, like when I'm looking at Japanese text, that makes it hard to read ;_____;

I like how it included Vera calling me and watching you XD and the phrase 'horsey poof' made me snort into my drink x___x

Thanks very much! I'll add it to the list n.n

Sorry about that I did the story in word initially but I have Office 2007 and I didn't know whether or not everyone would be able to read it because Office 2007 acts funny. So I copied it in notepad but un-beknownst to me at the time notepad doesn't recognize special characters like apostrophes and quotation marks which the story has a lot of. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story and thank you for including it in the list. Happy Valentine's Day!

speckled paws has a beautifull side!!

I am quite the charming gentleman. It's not all chasing and eating foxes with me.

oh i can tell, you do have class, for a carnivorous kitty

Why thank you my young lad *bows and tips top hat*

your ever so welcome sir!, now lets go solve some crimes, high society style!

*gets my Sherlock Holmes hat and magnifying glass* Come, there's crimes to be solved and evil a foot.

*gets torch and pistol* behind you all the way!

You can't bring a torch. It'll insite an angry mob.

*drops torch*

We can't afford to create a mob, lest there be more crimes of vigilante justice.

here here!

Gasp...

why the gasp?, here here as in no more vigilantes

*notices a footprint*

egads!!, a clue perhaps?

The culprit was wearing shoes. We're on the right track now.

oh yes, now on with the mystery!

Indeed! Onward to find Mrs. Guthrie's killer

*Gasp*
I see a mysterious figur upon the horizon!

I wonder who it could be my young ward. *ponders*

lets give chase!

Ah the chase my favorite part. *runs after the figure*

not fair! you faster than foxeh

*picks you up and puts you on my shoulders and continues the chase*

WEEEEE!!!
OMG wait...
egads the chap holds a weapon!!

You've still got your pistol right?

oh of course, how siilly dya thin...
*gunshot*
Ow...
*hits the floor*

*screams* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *picks you up off the ground* Speak to me

See below

Or above. Whichever.

I have something to tell you...

Im your...

*thud*

*screams again* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *shakes fist at criminal* You shot my friend and crime solving partner. I will get my vengance! *becomes a rage consumed vigilante*

see above

best...
show...
ever...

*accepts an award for most dramatic actor*

*throws roses and raspberry danishes*

*picks up roses and danishes* I would like to Thank God, my friends, my excellent theatrical timing and AJ for bringing the drama out me in this scene.

*hoorah*

Take a bow AJ!

*gasps*
*bowss*
I've never been so happy...

This has been a Stealth and Cunning Production, in association with Stalk and Chase entertainment.

*classy jingle*

Good night folks and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

and the owner of the red convertible, your car is about to be towed

Whew! I'm sure glad I drive a Jaguar.