PCA G.L.E.E. Club Meeting 1: The Aftermath
By Deadpooljte

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS A CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE PRINCIPAL OF PCA, DARIUS AUBTRAUM, AND VICE-PRINCIPALS NIKKAL DELALUNE AND PETER PERJAN. ANYONE LISTENING TO THIS TAPE IS VIOLATING PCA POLICY AND WILL BE TRIED BY THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. THIS CONVERSATION TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:50 AND 9:00 A.M.

Perjan: Does anyone know what exactly it is that happened?

Delalune: It just…did. We don’t know how. Our security tapes have been tampered with. We believe the source of the problem may actually be coming from inside the school.

Perjan: A lot of good that does us. I mean really, how do we explain all that’s happened over night to the school board? Some accident.

Delalune: And if that weren’t enough, every wall in the school is covered in…those words.

Perjan: Well, yes, there is that. Its incredible when you think about it.

Delalune: Are you saying there something admirable about vandalizing school property?

Perjan: No, not at all. Its just, how could they have gotten into my room? I never leave it unlocked and its impossible to open without my key ring. Hell, even I have a hard time getting my door unlocked.

Delalune: Could someone have stolen your keys?

Perjan: No. They never left my side for a second.

Delalune: Not a second?

Perjan: Never.

Delalune: That gave me some very disturbing visuals. But maybe a student picked the lock. Kids are always acting out. I mean, who else would find a reason to write…well I mean, you what it i-

Aubtraum: Why don’t you both just say it already. We all saw what was on the walls. “Felinduce Lives”.

Delalune: Um, yes, that…

Perjan:…So, back to business then? The total amount of property damage accumulated last night was beyond that of a simple school prank. The walls alone will cost us fortune.

Delanune: Well, it’s nothing a few student bake sales can’t fix.

Aubtraum: Where you able to get a fix on everything else?

Perjan: I was getting to that. It was difficult for me to record the information, however, seeing as how the school server was infected with that irritating virus. Every computer in the school played the same video. How they were able to set up that cartoon loop I’ll never know.

Delalune: Well, the part where Felix does a little dance was pretty funny.

Aubtraum: I don’t see anything funny about our current situation. Do YOU, Mr. Perjan?

Perjan: (pause) No?

Delalune: But the message in the video had the same message.

Aubtraum: “Felinduce Lives”.

Perjan: Yes sir. On a lighter note, it seems some trouble makers had snuck into the gymnasium and made off with some battle and healing items. Nothing to worry about though. It was barely anything at all. Just some potions and weak tms.

Delalune: I wonder why they would only go after smaller items when the more powerful tools are sitting right next to them.

Aubtraum: Hmm…a real mystery.

Perjan: Whoever this mystery assailant was, he didn’t stop at the walls. A few of the pieces of gym equipment were taken apart piece by piece. Nothing was broken, the dismantled pieces were used to spell the words-

Aubtraum: “Felinduce Lives”?

Delalune: How did you…never mind. Go on, Peter. Tell him the last part.

Perjan: Apparently the playing field has been used as a waste receptacle.

Delalune: Oh dear lord!

Perjan: Oh, goodness, not like that. But random debris was scattered about in a very peculiar pattern. If viewed from the ground it would look like nothing. However, I sent afew flyers up to assess the damage and they noticed a message spelled with the garbage. I’ll give you one guess what it said.

Delalune: “Felinduce Lives”.

Perjan: Actually, it said “Felinduce Lives!!”.

Delalune: I don’t hear any difference.

Perjan: It’s subtle.

Delalune: And all of this happened at midnight last night?

Perjan: That is correct.

Aubtraum: (Sigh) Peter, I need you to check out where each and every mon was last night on this campus.

Perjan: I’m sorry sir, but I already looked into that. Everyone had an alibi.

Aubtraum: So what you’re saying is that there is no one to blame for this mess. Am I correct with this assumption?

Perjan: Well, er-

Aubtraum: This is not the right time to be testing my patience, MISTER Perjan. Now I’ll ask the question again: who is going to be taking the fall for this series of events?

Perjan: I…I don’t know sir.

Aubtraum: Well, that’s perfect. You’re a credit to your species, Peter.

Delalune: Darius, stop this. You know it wasn’t any of our faults.

Aubtraum: I know Nikkal. I don’t mean to take it out on Peter. But there must be some punishment that we can administer to send a message to whoever committed these heinous acts.

Delalune: What sort of punishment?

Aubtraum:…I know what we’ll do.

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PCA NOTICE: ALL STUDENTS WHO VANDALLIZE OR TAMPER WITH SCHOOL PROPERTY WILL BE PLACED IN A NEW PROBATIONARY DETENTION PROCESS WHICH MAY INCLUDE BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: 2 MONTHS DETENTION, BANNING FROM ALL SCHOOL RELATED FUNCTIONS, STUDENT CURFEW, OR IN EXTREME CASES, EPULSION.

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The PCA G.L.E.E. Club Headquarters

Chuck: Sid, did you see today’s notice?

Sid: Yeah, I saw.

Chuck: Do you think they might be talking about what we did last night?

Sid: I have no idea what your talking about.

Chuck: Ooohhh…right. Well, whoever did all that stuff, what do you think they’ll do now that they’ve seen this?

Sid: Well, any smart person with half a brain would quit these shenanigans this very second. But you know what? I have a feeling these guys aren’t very smart.

Chuck: Heh. So what do you think they’ll do now?

Sid: I’d say they have to keep fighting. You know what they say, the night is darkest before the dawn.

Chuck:…Did you really just say that? You’re so lame.

Sid: Grr-SHUT UP!

END