So this was just a thing I wrote for one of my classes last year. It turned out in an acceptable manner and I figured someone here might like it at least a little. We were prompted to write a paper about an event in our past in the style of David Foster Wallace, (I don't have the exact prompt in front of me, but that was basically it). KEEP IN MIND this was not written for a furry, but for an eccentric college professor, and as a result it might come off a little obvious for you.