"Poised in my partner's maw, awaiting the judges' signal, feeling her hot wet tongue beneath my feet, her body heat radiating upon me from all sides... It's hard for a spectator to truly appreciate this sport. The fearsome gauntlet of the gut: the dark plunge down the squeezing esophagus, the assault of the stomach acids, the arduous ascent back up the throat... and my partner's unseen struggle, fighting to hold back the worst of her digestive forces, knowing always that a slip of her concentration will turn her body into my grave... For real-life drama there's no beating this, believe me."