The local rumor tells of a special shop deep in the darkest woods, of a witch short in stature but strong in spirit. They say when you find it, your wildest dreams can come true, at a terrible cost as very few live to tell the tale.

The tales are mostly true, within the forest there is a clearing, not naturally formed, but as its been blasted, twisted then put back together and then just exploded again. Littering the ground are objects and fragments of unknown origin, the ground and the nearby trees, twisted and torn, glowing in every color of the palette. On the exact center of it all is a wooden cottage, nothing out of the ordinary, completely untouched by the chaos outside.

In the cottage is where Naomi, the panda witch conducts her business. She sells your everyday usual potions, scrolls, trinkets, items of magical nature and the like. Her specialty however is what she is famed for, She is able to cast anything beyond the boundaries of magic. "Such a talent would certainly bring even the most powerful archmages to their knees." I hear you say and yes, it would except for how her magic works in unknown, even for her. Resulting in her spell being completely random, like a roll on a die with endless sides.

This chaotic aura that surrounds her drives many people mad just by being in her presence and don't be fooled by her tiny size, she is no innocent child. Her wicked sense of humor pays a role in her business practices, for coin and gold are not the only forms of payment she accepts, she often enjoys cutting devil like deals for her special services. Or you could just bribe her with magical objects as shes very keen on occult and dark ritual artifacts.

So, dear reader, what would you give for a chance of our wildest dreams coming true? Endless power and wealth? Bringing back a long gone loved one? A kingdom of your own? Think carefully what it is that you want, for it might be your last thought on this earth. The bones littering the clearing tell a tale, you're not the first nor the last person to take this deal, But surely you're luckier than them... right...?

One thing remains constant however, the whispers in your ear " No Refunds "


Art by sleepykun