Crazy chicks are SO HOT. Big boobs and overall hotness help, but man....

Apparently you've never met any REALLY crazy in the coconut girls, trust me, do not want.

This one's harmless though. And cute.

It's a delicate balance.

*takes the cow away and palces a chibi me * fallow my mini cute me ^^

he will help ^^ *sees him blasting the wall* there you go ^^

Is this your way of trying to say you're into being fisted by crazy ladies?

well i like helping ^^

Also your icon is col ^^ And also to qoute that i should be his replacement lol ^^

Maybe if she held him a little lower and a little further forward he wouldn't be so distracted!

I'd say she's crazy, but she's got a sword in her hands and I doubt she's like to be called nuts with it in hand.

That's a good policy to keep!

-B!

actually given her intelligence she would probably respond with "I'm not nuts I'm a cat, are you blind?"

Excellent art, Brian. Patchi is a hot and sexy nutty kitty.

doggy

Doggy...kitty...she's still a hottie of a nut.

Agreed

Lets hope she doesn't decide to take his head....that could go bad.

OUCH!

at least he didn't say that he played baseball.

Hard to trust someone who never blinks XD

But he couldn't blink if he wanted too. No eyelids... heck, those aren't even real eyes.
They're ye olde plastic.

-B!

Someone's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

If she continues to decline the basket might become empty!

-B!

That it might.

The eyes are still looking

I wonder what/how long it's going to take for her to recover from that knock to her cranium.

It might take a bit. It's hard to get rid of crazy.

-B!

Has her guide ever let her down before?

Yes!

Name one time.

That one time with the thing, you know it did that stuff.

-B!

Oh yeah, when they were at the place and the thing happened. I totally forgot about that.

This thread made me lol.

=^_^= We're silly

lol for better or worse, somehow I don't think she's gonna recover anytime soon XD

I don't think she'd be as much fun if she did.

-B!

That bovine is a bum steer, and that's no bull!

I really like this character. Hope to see even more in the future.

I bet that damn oven mitt probably advertised his lockpicking skill at 360 and offered a low, low price of five gold.

So concludes another adventure into the odd realm of tweaked fantasy.

ROFL

At least my brother's rogue isn't there... An annoying little halfling that has a cloak of invisiblity

This poses a VERY interesting question!

Is she one of those types that is SO delusional that her puppet has skills that she does NOT?! ... like can her puppet speak spanish while she doesn't understand a lick?

Yep! The puppet does seem to know things she doesn't.

-B!

that reminds me of Handy from the animated Tick cartoon "hey kids! READ A BOOK!"

The first rough of the puppet did inadvertently look like him, so I had to rework him.

-B!

Good thing neither Patchi or her assistant knows how to sew... ^_^

With the look of her outfit, she clearly doesn't know how to sew.

-B!

And that's what we're grateful for.

Kind of ironic given her name...

I wonder who sewed the guide for her.

I... I want to play a thief with an oven-mitt puppet now. o_o

Why not a fighter puppet? ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuCyWo24Mc

LOL! Oh that was great!

Thanks!

-B!

Finally we get her name. Cute one too.

Fighter has found out her partner's horrid, shameful truth! Mr. Mooby ISN'T an oven mit! He's a SOCK PUPPET!

Oooo noooooo!

*Nods head* He joined under false pre-tenses! Yes, even the part on his resume that he's got minor druid skills is a lie! The only way he can attack with a plant is by chucking a moss-covered rock!

That still counts as an attack though!

-B!

Yeah, but it's only one attack!

"I can poke put people's eyes with a stick!"

...That counts as Druid?

....sure!

His stare seems to have become a bit more cold and lifeless. :3

He's deep in thought.

-B!

Hehe looks like she's getting control of her self

Just a wee bit.

but who knows if that'll last.

-B!

hehe only untill the next blow to the head. So probably not too long.

Watch out! The puppet seeks to control you and acquire free access to your boooooobs!

Hey! I'm no puppet! ...er... *jedi*I said nothing...*/jedi*

Your mind tricks won't work on me!

*jedi*My mind tricks won't work on you*jedi*

*jedi* You will stop talking like that */jedi*

Why are you taliking that way?
I thought you wanted to...
No! I didn't want to.
Suit yerself... I'm easy.

LOL

All this crazy handpuppet stuff makes me want to see her wearing a Vault 77 jumpsuit. \:3 Nyeh-hah!

But then, I can't really recall seeing you do any fallout-themed drawings, so I guess I have to assume you aren't really into it.

I played the first one and Fallout Tactics!

And I did turn a Stikfa into the Vault Dweller.

Fun stuff!

B!

Oh? Well then, just haven't found time for Fallout 3 yet, or don't think you'd trust Bethesda's approach to it?

I mean, dude... they've got a gun called the Rock-It Launcher. You pick up any random junk you find and use it for ammo. K'chonk! Human skulls are my favorite for that purpose, followed by garden gnomes, and empty milk bottles (I am the milk man, my milk is delicious!)

Oh I like the look of it, I just haven't really had a chance to play it.

-B!

Aaah, yeah, I know that feeling. And I'm not even a busy artist.

I'm betting he was lying about taking Skill Focus: Bluff, too.

maybe her boobs might help him

So, where did she find him? teh discount sdekicks store?

No one knows where she found him.

He was just on her hand next thing they knew.

-B!

ohhhh i guess shes seeing how his lies might be a handycap of some sorts :D

sorry all I saw was boobies

Good man!

-B!

As much as I always tend to say this for your drawings, I really like the look of her outfit. The top is nicely revealing, but the rest of it is well-equipped, which goes to show that she's not -that- crazy.

Well she was well equipped before her accident.

I'm not sure what she's got in those pouches now that she's a little off kilter.

-B!

This is such a fun concept.

I simply adore this picture...as I do a lot of the things you do. Boobs, turn my world, and you are the axis.

A good axis or one of evil?

-B!

Perhaps even Chaotic or Lawful axes.

Everyone likes Darth Vader...

The morale of the story is that if someone writes down that they know how to lockpick doors in their resume then yous should try them.

So her name is Patchi now?

Yep, Patchi.

-B!

My favorite thing in this picture is actually the dungeon stairs. I love how you render the details in your drawings.

Aww, thank you!

-B!

Okay, now I'm going to start laughing so hard that milk comes out my nose. This is one of the best running gags you've come up with, since I started watching you. And it seems to be getting even more funny, the longer it goes on.

Well then I'll just have to keep her going then!

-B!

She seems to have recovered some sense, calling him an oven mitt and all.

Well she thinks that might be a lie too.

So she's not quite with it.

-B!

nice

I can tell that our warrior's mind is deteriorating at a rapid rate.

I only hope that some unscrupulous male isn't going to take advantage of this by oh.... suggesting some treasure chest cannot be opened unless enough hot sweaty sexual energy is expended in the vicinity.

And the treasure chest turns out to be a toybox that wasn't even locked in the first place.

I think the only male in the party at the moment is the over mitt.

-B!

IN that case I volunteer to be the team scoundrel and comic relief.

The Oven Mitt can vouch for me.

I'd suggest getting her professional help, but God help me she's just so fun to watch! Plus if she got help she'd be harder to take advantage of...

Okay...it WAS funny...now it's just sad. I do hope she gets better.

Dude all cows are masters of art of lock picking. Clearly he is hiding his true powers to look impressive and get laid later.

I still giggle to no end at this gal and her whacky sidekick/guide/prison guard/ovenmit.

How is that on his resume, did he fill in for the Hamburger Helper mascot at one time, or the Arby's mit?

He could take both of those guys at the same time!

-B!

Might Mit Fights?

Heh!

Nuts, I left out the 'y' in that. ^^;

Or Friday night Mit Fights. But will he get his coach in the corner, or will she have to be in the ring to move him about?

Well he's not been see off her hand, so if the Mit does start something Pautchi might stop him.
She's gotta look out for her guide after all!

-B!

It could be a mini game. Now we just have to find a flash animator. :3