Hello everyone it is I the great Alriex!! You won't believe what i found on the old beach i used to go before! Yup my old journal, its all destroyed and stuff but i heard of this powerful dragon wizard lady who could restore object like they were new! So i decided to go to this old library where i heard she often visit and here she is!



*Alriex* Excuse me my lady are you the one we call Penelope?


*Zahira* (sigh) I changed my name a long time ago for Zahira... Good to know everyone only remembers the name i was stuck on when i was .... there..

*Alriex* *gives the book to her* Could you please restore this journal of mine please? I beg of you it is quite important!


*Zahira* ..... Of course, why did i think that for once someone wanted to see me for another reason that this... Give it here - restores the journal- So why was this so important to restore this? Does it contain really important information that could be vital in history?


*Alriex* nah nothing like that... I just love to write when im dating dragons, you know i have that on my list, to attempt to date a dragon of each species.. only females though!


*Zahira* Seriously? You want to waste your life doing sex to dragons ... guh you're worst than my mom... hang out a second ''opens the journal and see's multiple part mentionning her'' You bastard.... You fucked my mom!?


*Alriex* i.....i...Yes? no... maybe? Who is your mom?


*Zahira* The one working at the dinner, Amethyst! You know, that fat woman who pretty much have sex with every damn customer who walk in her stupid dinner! '' throws journal in his face'' Pathetic knight get off my face.


*Alriex* Hang on now! She never mentionned she had a daughter or even an husband! If she did i would have remembered it... maybe. Look im sorry i just needed to feel better and she promised me she would do it with me if i couldnt find a wife... which now i dont want to, i just want to go on adventure and date for one night Dragons strictly for pleasure, not for a long term relationship..




*Zahira* You say this to me like i should even care, do you even know my mom at all? That hollow woman who wants to feel a hole in her heart by filling her other holes with something else. My dad was a bastard who treated her like crap and often physicly assaulted her or me. When he left my mom gave not a single damn about me, she was tired of a marriage without love so she became a damn whore. A whore who does not worship the goddess of lust, she just do this for herself. While i was alone and had to survive on my own i ran away and was adopted by a great mage who put me in a mage guild.... I thought of prehaps visiting my mom just to see if she got her shit togheter and stopped being a whore but... she tried to seduce me, that damn bitch tried to have her way with her own daughter!!



*Alriex* Well to be fair life didnt seem to be on her favor and she found a way to be happy, you can live your life hating her but at least dont ruin her life. Other than that i dont know what to say really... Well thanks for restoring my journal and.... maybe if you want... we could prehaps get to know eachother better?




*Zahira* Are you really coming up to me? No wonder you are a plague knight, you are just as worst as one, never contact me again and i hope you and my mother life your stupid miserable life of lust and die miserable!


*Alriex* Ok i had enough of you!! Get that stick out of your ass and stop talking so rude when im trying to have a friendly conversation!!!!!............. oh crap... im sorry!


Suddenly Alriex is teleported high in the sky and is free falling toward an active volcano, luckly he falls on the head of a volcanic dragon, she gently puts him o the ground and he thanked her before walking away.





Dear journal! Never date a mother ever again, you never know what kind of crazy children would attempt to kill you afterward!