It was late one night on the lake. I was finishing off the rest of the jerky when I heard splashing behind me. I turned and couldn't believe the sight before my eyes. I tried to retionalize it. It's gotta be a bear, a trick if light and shadow. But then I saw the hairy arms and the huge man-like hands. I just couldn't deny the reality that was right in front of me. I reached for my camera, but then I suddenly realized....

DANGIT! IT'S STILL IN THE CAR!!!