Meet Bub, Voice's lazy Sandslash.
Bub is the living definition of lazy, to the point where Slack Off would be in her moveset by now. Consuming nothing but soda and junk food has left her rather squishy and plump, but her Defense remains as high as ever. In fact, she's pretty agile for someone of her girth.
That being said, Bub loves sharp objects more than she loves dozing off. She's had Voice to reinforce her claws and spines with tougher-than-steel Eludium, the most volatile metal on Earth. Well, it's only harmful if she WANTS it to be, anyway.
If she's not playin' vidya gaemz or eating junk food all day, she does something she only does in secret; poking her own chub. She admires how squishy her body is and often plays around with it, even when she finds herself checking out her own body.
Bub is the living definition of lazy, to the point where Slack Off would be in her moveset by now. Consuming nothing but soda and junk food has left her rather squishy and plump, but her Defense remains as high as ever. In fact, she's pretty agile for someone of her girth.
That being said, Bub loves sharp objects more than she loves dozing off. She's had Voice to reinforce her claws and spines with tougher-than-steel Eludium, the most volatile metal on Earth. Well, it's only harmful if she WANTS it to be, anyway.
If she's not playin' vidya gaemz or eating junk food all day, she does something she only does in secret; poking her own chub. She admires how squishy her body is and often plays around with it, even when she finds herself checking out her own body.
Category Story / All
Species Pokemon
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 1.6 kB
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